A list of puns related to "The Hundreds"
A dead centipede.
It was a bombshell
I’m starting to think they’re Stalin
It's a gross waste of resources.
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
The Owl Jizz Era News.
And import.
To pun-ish him
While walking down the street a man found a hundred dollars on the ground. Ecstatic, he took the money and walked into a nearby store, thinking he would treat himself. Inside, he purchased a large chocolate cake and started walking home. Suddenly, a crazy old man popped out of an alley next to him and ran straight past him! As he went by, he dropped a mechanical eyeball straight into the middle of the cake. Dazed, the man stopped and stared at the eyeball when it suddenly started to belt out a tune!
Well, obviously the best part of this story was the finding of the 100 dollars - everything else is just eye sing on the cake.
Be careful what you witch for
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
De-composing
So a black sheep took it upon himself to run into the woods to stop the birds. And it worked! The moral of the story? Lonely ewe can prevent forest flyers.
It just celebrated its bison-tennial.
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I had hopped for a better time.
A centerpede.
"What about the a in "eigh"t."
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