How does a magician eat a hotdog?

With relish!

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What did the hotdog say to it’s bun?

Ketchup! I’ve mustard all my strength to help you!

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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
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How do u make a hotdog stand?

Take away its chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ded_h0g
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nothing tops a plain hotdog
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?

β€œMake me one with everything.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
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Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.

My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.

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A hotdog and a banana had a race. Who won?

The weiner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Who wants hotdogs?

Dad: The hotdogs are ready

Me: That's big hotdog

Other Dad: That's what he said

Both dads: Laughing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwareSpring708
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What did the hotdog say when he won the race?

I'm the wiener!

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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog

And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What happens when your hotdogs get cold?

You get chillie dogs.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I got food poisoning from a hotdog...

It was literally the wurst.

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*Sitting around the campfire with the fam, roasting hotdogs* You'd better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.

Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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If you took out the inside of a hotdog what would you have?

A Halloweenie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What you call a hotdog suit hanging in the closet in October?

A hollow weenie costume.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mailfromphoenix
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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An offal lot goes into a hotdog.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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How do hotdogs have safe sex?

They use condoments!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?

It was expecting the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why do all hotdogs look the same?

Because they are in bread.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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I'm sorry the hotdogs were bad

But I have bratwurst

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What Do You Call It When A Person Gets Hit By A Hotdog Stand?

A hit and bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Hotdog Stand at a Festival
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How did one hotdog win the race against the other hotdog?

He mustard enough energy to ketchup to his opponent. He really relished his victory.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says...

"Sorry we don’t serve food here."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?

Make me one with everything

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BRANDONPRUSOW
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Nothing tops a plain hotdog.
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddaarrkkdevil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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How do you make a hotdog stand?

You take away its chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byezybaybay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A hotdog walked into a bar...

Bartender says "hey we don't serve food here!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osuhockey12
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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulinoG13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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How do you make a hotdog stand?

You take away its chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacs1306
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A hotdog walks in to a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says...

We don't serve food here.

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