How does a magician eat a hotdog?
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What did the hotdog say to itβs bun?
Ketchup! Iβve mustard all my strength to help you!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we dont serve food here".
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︎ Oct 13 2020
How do u make a hotdog stand?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
nothing tops a plain hotdog
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︎ Mar 30 2019
What did the Buddhist monk ask for at the hotdog stand?
βMake me one with everything.β
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Me: When I went to buy hotdogs on Memorial Day weekend they were all gone except these little ones.
My wife: Guess it was a Memorial Day for hotdogs then.
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︎ May 30 2020
A hotdog and a banana had a race. Who won?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Who wants hotdogs?
Dad: The hotdogs are ready
Me: That's big hotdog
Other Dad: That's what he said
Both dads: Laughing
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︎ Jan 08 2020
What did the hotdog say when he won the race?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Someone asked me recently why I don't put any ketchup or mustard on my hotdog
And I told them it's because I just wanna relish it.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
What happens when your hotdogs get cold?
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I got food poisoning from a hotdog...
It was literally the wurst.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
*Sitting around the campfire with the fam, roasting hotdogs* You'd better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.
Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
If you took out the inside of a hotdog what would you have?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What you call a hotdog suit hanging in the closet in October?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
An offal lot goes into a hotdog.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
How do hotdogs have safe sex?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?
It was expecting the wurst.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Why do all hotdogs look the same?
Because they are in bread.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
I'm sorry the hotdogs were bad
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︎ Jun 25 2019
What Do You Call It When A Person Gets Hit By A Hotdog Stand?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Hotdog Stand at a Festival
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︎ Sep 14 2017
How did one hotdog win the race against the other hotdog?
He mustard enough energy to ketchup to his opponent. He really relished his victory.
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︎ Jun 21 2017
A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says...
"Sorry we donβt serve food here."
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog vender and says, make me one with everything.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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︎ Apr 09 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Dec 13 2018
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Nothing tops a plain hotdog.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Dec 17 2018
How do you make a hotdog stand?
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︎ Jul 11 2019
A hotdog walked into a bar...
Bartender says "hey we don't serve food here!"
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︎ Mar 08 2019
What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything
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︎ Dec 28 2018
What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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︎ Sep 26 2018
How do you make a hotdog stand?
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︎ Sep 24 2018
A hotdog walks in to a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says...
We don't serve food here.
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