I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
A receding hare line
"A TOE TRUCK!!??"
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
It was a Fab Four-door
I asked her if she needed any help?
She said she was looking for her right prosthetic leg.
I said I’ve only got the wrong one here sorry.
A rap scallion.
Hop Sang
A Rap Scallion
He threw down on the up and up, yo.
Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
When you're waiting for your hip op
Dad: Don’t hurt yourself!
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
The Yeastie Boys
He got toad.
It was worth it though... That club was hopping.
No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!
What do you call hip hop sheet music?
Rapping paper.
On the wiki-wiki-wiki.
He was a real rapscallion.
It had a hip hop
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
Bubble rap
Hip Hop
Because they're full of hops
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
Croakaine.
(Thanks Sam Reigel)
You go from hip-hopping, to hip popping.
Angsta Rap
Well. You don’t want to egg him on; he’s a real basket case. Hop out of there.
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
A receding hare line
A receding hare-line !
A receding hareline.
A receding hare-line!
A receding hairline
A receding hareline
