A list of puns related to "Hopping"
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
A receding hare line
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself
A receding hare-line !
With friends like that, who needs anemones?
It was a Fab Four-door
I asked her if she needed any help?
She said she was looking for her right prosthetic leg.
I said Iβve only got the wrong one here sorry.
I think it's about time for me to hop on one myself.
Dad: Donβt hurt yourself!
A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.
The Yeastie Boys
He was a real rapscallion.
On the wiki-wiki-wiki.
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, sheβd say to Little Hop, βIf you keep on keepinβ on hoppin around all aimless, Iβm gonna turn you into a toad!β
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frogβs patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
βI toad you so.β
Bubble rap
Croakaine.
(Thanks Sam Reigel)
You go from hip-hopping, to hip popping.
A Raptor
I tell them that I did it for the culture.
It's the HOPS!
Angsta Rap
They're full of hops!
Waka Flocka Seagulls.
Iβm just always down on one knee
People started giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
A rapscallion
It had one boot
And Trump is Unpresidented.
it was called Run DMZ.
She was in charge of the hops.
Hip hop
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
A receding hareline.
A receding Hareline
A receding hairline
A receding hare-line!
A receding hare line.
A receding hareline
a receding hare line.
A rapscallion.
Cause they are full of hops.
People started looking at me weird, so I started jogging instead.
Because theyβre full of hops
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