When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
I'll bet the van is full of hockey sticks and Moosehead
My dad was watching hockey was yelling at the tv because the ref didn't call a penalty for high sticking
I told him to chill and he said "I AM CHILL" so I yelled back "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAD".. That's right.. I dad joked my dad
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
My dad got us during the hockey game.
We were watching hockey over the weekend when my little brother noticed that one of the guys on the Caps (we're from the DC area) was using the same model stick that he had just gotten for his birthday.
"Hey that's my stick!" said Lil Bro excitedly.
And then my dad jumped in: "Well we better go get it back. That thing was expensive!"
Every. Christmas.
My dad would use this classic every Christmas: when I would pick up a small square present from under the tree.
Dad: I think it's a hockey stick!
