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πŸ‘€︎ u/aragonForFrodo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!” Puzzled, the teller asks, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber yells, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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I love watching the history channel.

It's my favourite pasttime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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A history professor is writing an autobiography, what is he telling?

His-story

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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The history of the Lazy Susan is interesting

It stirred quite the revolution in the restaurant industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DnDimwit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?

The Bushes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caverypca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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Little known fact: The rate of continental drift was faster during the late 15th century than any other time in history.

It’s true! Columbus discovered America sailing west from Spain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2021
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Egypt has the biggest pyramid scheme in history.

Some planning had to go into constructing those things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trurisky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
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What would a beggar with no begging family history say?

I beg to differ!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swep284
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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Learning about the history of vegetables, the teacher asked the class, "Where do potatoes come from?" To which an astute future-dad answered:

The ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2021
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Reading a book πŸ“• about the history of metal fasteners… thought it was going to be boring…

But each page is so riveting

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2021
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anyone remember this post from r/lounge?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memergang420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it.

Which is quite the opposite what history teachers are doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoodnyInc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2021
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What did History say when someone tried to invade Russia in the winter?

Don’t make me repeat myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xynopit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2021
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What did the Math book say to the History book??

....man,,, I've got some problems...

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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History

If you are thinking about paying for the History channel just choose a one year plan as their shows are repetitious.

The History channel always repeats itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeJon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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This is the warmest Olympics in history

Because there aren’t any fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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I was a history major in college with a B average...

I went on to become a Vice Presidential historian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evadman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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There are just two types of people I can't stand:

People who get common words confused with Ancient Greeks, and hippocrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manpag
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What did Young Sheldon call his history of the 2008 economic crisis?

Big Banks Theory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarmyBrat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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A math book says to a chemistry book...

"I've got a lot of problems."

The chemistry book replies, "and I have solutions."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ex_oh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2021
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Let’s call anti-Vaxxers who take horse dewormer what they really are.

Neighsayers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obad-hi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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I failed my history test because my teacher said I missed the question β€œwhat did France set up during the French Revolution?”

I still think β€œlots of guillotines” was a correct answer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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37 years ago, the most oppressive and censored event in human history occurred.

It was literally 1984.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2021
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Today in history: Famous chess players Bobby Fischer and Boris Spassky got into a fight over an appetizer

They split an order of 5 coconut shrimp but when there was just one left; neither wanted to make a prawn sacrifice.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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That's history right there you understand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elculebra98
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat

9th grade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasmwala
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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I have scratched more vinyl albums than anyone in history...

I'm a record-breaking record breaker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onoma_Khristi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2021
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I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.

His name didn't ring any GΓΆ- bells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...

But I can Samurais

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0n0fRuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got an Art History degree but ended up being a mechanic

I had a customer who loved that I made their Van Gogh, but hated it when I talked their ear off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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*Triggering britishers*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My report card is like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

I went down in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Who was the most jovial conqueror in human history?

Atilla the Fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Does this mean we're doomed?
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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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History is interesting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies

If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadtman1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?

He... Is... Inevitable!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!” The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2040009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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History. History.

Did I just rewrite history? Or did history repeat itself?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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