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︎ Jun 23 2019
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β Puzzled, the teller asks, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber yells, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Aug 19 2021
I love watching the history channel.
It's my favourite pasttime.
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︎ Nov 18 2021
A history professor is writing an autobiography, what is he telling?
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︎ Nov 26 2021
The history of the Lazy Susan is interesting
It stirred quite the revolution in the restaurant industry.
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︎ Nov 24 2021
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?
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︎ Jul 09 2021
Little known fact: The rate of continental drift was faster during the late 15th century than any other time in history.
Itβs true! Columbus discovered America sailing west from Spain!
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︎ Nov 29 2021
Egypt has the biggest pyramid scheme in history.
Some planning had to go into constructing those things.
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︎ Nov 30 2021
What would a beggar with no begging family history say?
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︎ Dec 02 2021
Reading a book π about the history of metal fastenersβ¦ thought it was going to be boringβ¦
But each page is so riveting
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︎ Sep 02 2021
Learning about the history of vegetables, the teacher asked the class, "Where do potatoes come from?" To which an astute future-dad answered:
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︎ Nov 08 2021
anyone remember this post from r/lounge?
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︎ Sep 12 2021
Those who don't know their history are doomed to repeat it.
Which is quite the opposite what history teachers are doing
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︎ Oct 29 2021
What did History say when someone tried to invade Russia in the winter?
Donβt make me repeat myself.
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︎ Oct 11 2021
What did the Math book say to the History book??
....man,,, I've got some problems...
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︎ Aug 24 2021
History
If you are thinking about paying for the History channel just choose a one year plan as their shows are repetitious.
The History channel always repeats itself.
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︎ Sep 23 2021
This is the warmest Olympics in history
Because there arenβt any fans.
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︎ Jul 25 2021
I was a history major in college with a B average...
I went on to become a Vice Presidential historian.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
There are just two types of people I can't stand:
People who get common words confused with Ancient Greeks, and hippocrates.
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︎ Oct 19 2021
I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What did Young Sheldon call his history of the 2008 economic crisis?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
A math book says to a chemistry book...
"I've got a lot of problems."
The chemistry book replies, "and I have solutions."
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Letβs call anti-Vaxxers who take horse dewormer what they really are.
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︎ Aug 29 2021
I failed my history test because my teacher said I missed the question βwhat did France set up during the French Revolution?β
I still think βlots of guillotinesβ was a correct answer
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︎ Jul 08 2021
37 years ago, the most oppressive and censored event in human history occurred.
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︎ Jul 08 2021
Today in history: Famous chess players Bobby Fischer and Boris Spassky got into a fight over an appetizer
They split an order of 5 coconut shrimp but when there was just one left; neither wanted to make a prawn sacrifice.
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︎ Aug 03 2021
That's history right there you understand
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︎ Jun 18 2021
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat
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︎ Jul 25 2021
When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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︎ May 25 2021
I have scratched more vinyl albums than anyone in history...
I'm a record-breaking record breaker!
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︎ Jul 25 2021
I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.
His name didn't ring any GΓΆ- bells.
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︎ Jun 24 2021
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I got an Art History degree but ended up being a mechanic
I had a customer who loved that I made their Van Gogh, but hated it when I talked their ear off.
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︎ Jul 02 2021
I hadnβt used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I donβt mean to brag but this is the single greatest post Iβve ever made on reddit.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
*Triggering britishers*
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︎ May 03 2021
My report card is like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.
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︎ Dec 01 2021
Who was the most jovial conqueror in human history?
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︎ Jun 16 2021
Does this mean we're doomed?
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︎ May 05 2021
Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
History is interesting
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Did you know that Olive branch is a symbol of peace. People were using olive branch during the history to declare truce by giving it to their enemies
If you are wondering how I know this, it's because olive random trivia
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Why can't Thanos watch the Argentinian history musical?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, βGive me all your money or youβre geography!β The teller replies, βDonβt you mean history?β
The robber says, βDonβt change the subject!"
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︎ Oct 08 2021
History. History.
Did I just rewrite history? Or did history repeat itself?
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︎ May 19 2021
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