Backgrounds Puns

Now it’s a Monitor.

I've never been caught.

The teacher said it had to be specific

I was worried, as I'm a bit of a mutt.

She says she didn't care as long as I didn't have Roman hands or Russian fingers.

I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!

We are going through a Rocky patch!

"Her invisible jet."

Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals

Dad: It sure is a nice day for a baseball game.

Mom: Tomorrow it will be too

Dad: Oh, it’s a doubleheader?

Mom and me: 🤔

Dad: Wry smile

Me: Dad, you still got it

I have to say that the difference in my skincare regimen is incredible, now that it's ex-foley aided!

It's really adding to the atmosphere.

(-my girlfriend, taking a picture at a garden tonight. I read her the top of r/dadjokes every day; I think it's finally producing subconscious results.)

Dad: Gee son, thanks for addressing the elephant in the room.

Dad calls me up: "Hey, son, what do you call a thousand rabbits standing abreast and jumping backwards? It's a receding hare line."

I can practically hear the look on my dad's face over the phone.

It's quite a low key appearance

"But don't worry, my record was squeaky clean"

Him "Why are you here for?" Me "I'm here to get a background check for a second hand dealer." Him "Let me look at your back, all right all clear." Me ...

We are going through a Rocky patch!