Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet yet ?

Piglet!

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Barry B. Benson's favourite line in Hamlet? To bee or not to bee.
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Hamlet has to pee[Hamleak]

Quick little blurb I wrote in class: β€œTo pee, or not to pee, that is the question. Whether β€˜tis nobler in the bladder to suffer the slings and arrows of painful retention. Or to take arm against a see of urine and by opposing relive it. To go-to pee, No more; and by a leak we say to end the headache and the thousand visceral shocks that urine is heir to: β€˜tis a consummation devoutly to be piss’d. β€œ

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A tiny hamlet in my county burned down completely because a kid was playing with matches.

It takes a child to raze a village.

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Why was the astronomer interested in the buff actor from "Hamlet"?

He was Meaty Yorick!

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The guy that wrote the play Hamilton. Should combine Hamlet and Hamilton into a new play called Hamleton.
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1 character to every 17 others in Shakespeare's play Hamlet...

...is Horatio

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My favorite scene from Hamlet imgur.com/gallery/RZ6gvRh
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What did Horatio say to Hamlet after he talked to his father?

"Why Hamlet! It looks as if you've seen a ghost!"

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What do you get if you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie and a German Mastiff?

Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.

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"To be and not to be"

β€”SchrΓΆdinger's Hamlet

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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.

But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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What does Shakespeare call his omelet?

A Hamlet.

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β€ͺDo you guys remember when Shakespeare was trying to remember if his friend lived in 2B or not 2B?

The embarrassing thing is he was in the wrong hamlet. ‬

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Mashup pun needed

I’m headed to a Halloween mashup party this weekend and I need a costume - think β€œEggs and Hamlet” or β€œBrokeback Mountain Dew” or β€œZom-bee” - I felt like the reddit pun world might be able to hook me up - any suggestions?

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Just got my entire class.

We had started reading Hamlet today and before the very first line, "who's there?", I said "knock, knock". Everyone groaned. It was great, I couldn't stop laughing and had to leave.

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The bathroom door at my chiropractor’s office
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Shakespeare

little did you know Hamlet's famous soliloquy was actually him choosing a pencil.

2B or not 2B?

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He's an embarrassment

We were in ASDA today when an older lady in front dropped a coin. Without missing a beat, my dad said (loudly) "2p or not 2p?", causing a lady next to the coin-dropper to burst out laughing. He really is embarrassing to be out with!

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A plan for my (really loose) recreation Romeo and Juliet set in colonial Australia.
  1. Grace, an Aboriginal woman falls in love with a convict called Ed.

  2. Grace's brother, Wilangorga ( commonly known as William) is known for his anger and hate for the English.

  3. That does not stop Grace seeing Ed any time possible.

  4. One night William is out hunting near the town and sees Ed and Grace together

  5. Caught off guard , He tries to scare Ed away so William Shakes Spear.

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Bacon Puns

Why didn’t the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!


Whats green and smells like bacon? Β Kermit the Frog’s finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.


Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Β Kevin Bacon


If you can’t get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries


Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? A1: Frankenswine A2: Hamlet Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.


Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.


What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.


Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.


What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.


How do they get up there? In pigup trucks. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.


What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.


What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you’re bacon my heart melt.


What are they warned to watch out for? Pigpockets.


First Carter Page and now Betsy DeVos. Trump’s cabinet is like a game of six degrees of Kevin Bacon except with Russia.


Everything must be wrapped in bacon, including bacon.


If Kevin Bacon doesn’t whisper β€œHere comes the Baconator” before he has sex all my faith in humanity is lost


I’ll acknowledge Canada Day when they finally acknowledge that’s not bacon


If Donald Trump really KNOWS the average WORKER then where are the pics of Trump hungover in 7-Eleven buying bacon in sweat pants?


This guy ordered a vegetarian sandwich and then added bacon. It was like watching someone have a mid-life crisis and then find a cool hobby.


If we don’t build a wall on our northern border, they’ll soon be maple syrup & Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.


I signed an Executive Order to make Saturday morning bacon and eggs and pancakes with triple butter and syrup non-fattening.


My bedroom smells like maple, bacon and beaver…because I’m Canadian.


When the waitress calls you Babycakes you know you’re getting extr

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Is there a prize for the most laborious set-up?

Down on his farm, Old MacDonald was hosting his annual talent contest amongst his animals and announced that, this year, the theme was Shakespeare.

All of his livestock had been busily and excitedly rehearsing because they knew that 1st prize was to be a gigantic gazebo festooned with flashing electric lights, a glitter ball, a speaker system and turntables.

Competition was fierce; the chickens performed Othello, the horse chose Hamlet, the sheep Romeo and Juliet and the cow performed Richard III.

After much deliberation, the farmer and his wife ordered a hushed silence and announced: "Cow is the winner of our disco tent."

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He managed to combine a dadjoke with breakfast

Had an exam on Shakespeare's Hamlet and woke up to Dad in the kitchen making me a "study" brekafast.

Dad: I combined eggs and ham... Hamlette

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My girlfriend's a theatre major. We like to swap dadjokes.

Last night, 12:30AM:

What did Hamlet say to Ophelia when she made a bad joke?

"Get thee to a punnery!"

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Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet...?

Piglet.

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Have you read the prequel to Hamlet yet?

Piglet.

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