....using a tablet.

In the arrrchives, of course!

Have been having multiple issues with my internet. Every complaint call was just being answered with "oh we're working on it..." The issue was the node in my area was not good enough to support all the people in the area, but they told me there is no ETA on when it was to be replaced.

I filed an informal complaint to the FCC and within days I was contacted by the corporate offices, and my internet issues were prioritized and fixed quickly.

Friends since 8th fucking grade. Your family left you freshman year and my family took you in. Yet, you still won't tell me the truth.

Well I just had to file an identity theft report because you stole my Drivers License and got THOUSANDS of dollars in tickets in my name.

And you had me believing you when you lied... Until they viewed the body cam footage and saw you present my ID to the officer.

I knew you could be a shitty person but I never thought it'd be aimed at me. Lesson learned.

Edit 1: Corrected you're to your.

Edit 2: I forgot to put Edit 1.

Update: Thank you all so much for the support and relatable stories. I plan on rolling a fatty later on and replying to as many comments as I can. I still haven't heard anything from the detective or to be credit bureaus yet but hopefully in time...

I got through 3 of the Dresden Files books before I had to put them down. The author just cannot keep from commenting on how sexy every single female character is and how chivalrous and misogynistic Harry is. An example from the book: "She pushed back her asphalt-colored hair with one hand and gave me a look of pure calculation. Then she simply crossed her legs, so that the cut of her dress left one pale leg bare to midthigh. A subtle motion of her back thrust out her young, firm breasts, so that their tips pressed visibly against the fabric. “Of course, Mr. Dresden. I’m sure we can do business.” The look she gave me was direct, sensual, and willing."

Every single woman is portrayed exactly like this and I think it represents the worst in Urban Fantasy.

Edit: For all the people saying she's a a supernatural fae or something this is Lydia from Grave Peril. She's a seer who gets possessed by the end of the book but during this she's a human.

They use a IsoPod

A bit of FLAC

I'm honestly just here to rant. I can't put this on real media for obvious eeaaon.

Dude. You texted me over 100 times in four hours. After I told you to stop contacting me. The only reason I havent blocked your number is because you said you moved into the same complex I live in (he named it then I said 'weird I live there')

I've seen too many documentaries about dead girls to let you get a rise out of me. You will not provoke me into response

Well. I guess you got one. A police report. For harassment. The complex may not be willing to release your info to the deputy, but it's fine. Deputy was awesome and took me seriously. You'll have a warrant soon and I plan to serve that.

Don't tell a woman to stay inside. And don't harass a woman who isn't interested in you.

You fucked with the wrong one. Idc if im the first one youve done this to, or if you've done worse things to other girls, but im not letting you think its ok to talk to another human like this.

Thank you for coming to my reddit rant.

... and forgot the password and was too high on pain meds in the end to communicate the content to me. The letters are of sentimental value (no map to buried treasure unfortunately). Is it possible to crack the password? Can you suggest software or could I send it to one of you hacking legends to retrieve the letters? It would mean the world to me to read his letter.

UPDATE: Thanks to all who have jumped in to crack the .dmg. Special thanks to u/Artemis-4rrow, u/badk_null and u/Gagootron for successfully cracking the password. There were only 3 letters in this file and none were mine so I passed them on to my siblings. I found mine in another locked file on Dad's computer with the same password. I promised I would share as a thank you to you all. I have replaced my name to [son] and redacted something of significance he refers to...

LETTER

8 August 2020

Hi Buddy, mate, pal, friend, dearly loved son

I have finished my course and run my race. I have crossed the finished line in an honourable way because you have run it with me at my side. I don't have the words to express my love and thanks for. You have been a gift from God to me. These last few years of my life (Since moving into Chaplaincy) and our relationship have been outstanding. I love your humour, I love your presence and I love you. Thank you for everything you have given to me. By that I mean time, commitment, love laughter and presence.

[Son] I hurt for you, for all that you have been through and for how it has affected your life and for what you carry with you. I have always had some awareness of it, but it wasn't until I watched the documentary “[redacted]“ that I really got a glimpse into what your reality must be. Let me say, to the very best of your ability Don't let your past determine your future. I have tried to practice that for myself, and even with my cancer - it is not what I would have wanted or chosen for myself or for the family, but I tried to continue to live my life with love and laughter and do what I could do. A lot of that was in a different way that I would have chosen, but I will forever remember with a huge smile and a great feeling of warmth, "Pams, Wine and Kath and Kim". I shall forever (l think) remember seeing you in your "Body Suit" with your tackle hanging down coming out of my bedroom. So many stories, so many memories.

[Son] you possibly know more about me than most people. I am so glad that when I left pastoring and went into chaplaincy, I became "Real".

Background

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/04/us/derek-chauvin-motion-for-new-trial/index.html

>An attorney for Derek Chauvin filed a motion for a new trial on Tuesday.
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>The former Minneapolis police officer was convicted on April 20 of second degree unintentional murder, second degree manslaughter and third degree murder in the death of George Floyd.
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>The four-page document, filed by attorney Eric Nelson, details a number of errors the defense believes were made during the trial which violated Chauvin's constitutional rights to a due process and a fair trial.
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>Those include allegations of mistakes made by Hennepin Judge Peter Cahill, prosecutorial misconduct, juror misconduct, witness intimidation and the impact of publicity.
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>No specific incident or juror were noted in the motion.
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>In a statement to CNN, John Stiles, deputy chief of staff for Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison, said, "The court has already rejected many of these arguments and the State will vigorously oppose them."
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>The new court filing alleges the publicity during the trial threatened its fairness, and a defense expert witness was intimidated after he testified, but before the jury deliberated.
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>"The publicity here was so pervasive and so prejudicial before and during this trial that it amounted to a structural defect in the proceedings," Nelson wrote.
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>Nelson accused the jury of committing misconduct and may have "felt threatened or intimidated, felt race-based pressure during the proceedings, and/or failed to adhere to instructions during deliberations," the motion read.
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>The Court "abused its discretion" in not granting a change of venue or sequestering the jury, the court filing says.
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>The court also "abused its discretion when it submitted instructions to the jury that failed to accurately reflect the law" in reference to the second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree murder and authorized use of force, the document read.
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>Nelson also wrote the prosecutors committed misconduct "including but not

Hi Everyone,

I've been here for a while and generally, I keep my involvement on this sub to severe snark and sometimes weighing in on Josh's bullsh*t. I have decided to make my first and maybe only post here about the CSA file found on Josh's computer that a witness noted as one of the worst he has ever seen.

I personally know of what is in that file to the extent possible for someone who has not seen the content of the file.

Due to the high interest level in these proceedings against Josh on this sub and all over, I feel that as a person with my knowledge of the file, the creator of the file, its history as a notorious CSA file, etc. ... I guess I feel responsible to warn the members of this sub and any lurkers that while information on the file is readily available in both safe format to read - you can read about the creator/perpetrator of those images and video on wikipedia... and the explicit detail descriptions of the content are also around the internets, it may not be something that you as a human want to look up. I acknowledge that everyone is different and some of you can handle it but it is harrowing content.

For those of you that are interested but don't want all the details: the content in that file is often called "hurtcore". It is awful. I am kind of tearing up right now as I type this and I am a stone cold type a person usually so trust that its one of the most terrible CSA collection files you can ever find out about.

SO please be careful in your googling and thirst for knowledge about what Josh was up to.

And know from the bottom of my cold black heart that his searching that file and downloading it MULTIPLE times in a single day while texting Anna that he was hung up with customers so would be home late.... makes him one of the worst people on this planet.

I love you all, take care of yourselves. Take care of your minds and souls.

Edit to add: If you are tempted to discuss the content in the video/images below or discuss details, try to either refrain or keep SFW - let's keep things here kind to people that don't want the details or could be potentially harmed emotionally/mentally by the specifics.

Why YSK:

If you've been in a situation where you have a password-protected excel file and can't make changes or you forgot your password. There is a way to remove that protection. If you did not know, Excel files are also zip files with coding. The password protection is SHA-512

Changing the excel file extension from .xlsx to .zip allows full access.

Editing the .XML of the workbook and worksheets is where the encrypted password is added near the end of that file that literally says, "sheetProtection" or "workbookProtection" with SHA-512 scrambling. Deleting that string of code removes password protection.

When done. Rezip the file back up and change it from .zip to .xlsx and it will function as a normal excel file that you can edit.

It's much easier to learn this through video than pure explanation.

Edit 4/7/2021 3:35 PM PST with DST :

Disclaimer: I do not own the video posted below. I am not the owner of the Youtube channel Excel Dashboard Templates. I am not employed and not associated with the channel. I only found this channel again because I had to open another password-protected Excel file in order to arrange the data for better screening recently. I forgot how to do the steps. All credit goes where it's due.

Said video explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jEUyK0Yrk&t=360s

It seems easier to me to make folders and files from the windows file explorer instead of doing mkdir this and cd that. Am I just being a noob? Thanks.

Edit: Some great answers in here, thanks everyone!

This thread brought to you by the letter L.

As in "Look, I thought it was a good pun."