It’s not a lot but I was running out of room. But my hair is super thick like I can’t get a haircut without a comment thick, I did have bad dandruff because of how thick my hair is but recently I’ve managed to get rid of my dandruff but my dry hair no success on anything I’ve tried...
I did buy today Dove Intense Repair hopefully I’ll see some improvement because my hair is so dry it looks unhealthy which I don’t know why. My beard is very soft compared to my hair, so I don’t know whatelse I can do some tips would be lovely!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
I’m 31 years old. Thirty freaking one. I’ve had hair for all of that time. I may not have always been great at working with it, but it’s still been there every freaking day.
So why do people-some strangers, friends, and relatives feel the need to tell me that I wash my hair too often? It’s. My. Hair. It looks AND IS very healthy, strong, and thick as can be. So when I say I wash it sometimes twice a day, obviously it’s not a bad thing FOR MY SITUATION.
Yes I understand “we shouldn’t wash our hair that often” and that for a lot of people it can dry the hair etc. However, when I’m upfront with the fact that I have TWO health conditions that affect my hormones and therefore my hair and THAT is the reason I wash it anywhere from 5 times a week if I’m feeling lazy to double washes a couple of those days if needed, I expect people to respect that I know my freaking body. Especially if you know that I buy quality fucking product and use more than just shampoo and conditioner.
I’ve had strangers in random Facebook threads chastise me for it. My mother in law who’s hair looks like dead hay tried to tell me how to take of my hair. And new (to me) hair stylists shocked that my hair still seems healthy even though I wash it so often.
And it’s always women that have something to say. Maybe because men just don’t care or have the knowledge or whatever. But it’s always women.
I just don’t appreciate being spoken down to about how I take care of my own body especially when I know what I’m doing and I’m doing everything right. I may not be perfect with it, but I plan on sticking to this as long as necessary because I know how lucky I am that I am able to keep my hair looking nice while having these two conditions.
My skin is fucked up from these conditions and no one tries to help with that by the way. Lmao, just my hair which is actually healthy.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Hi my hair is so broken that it hasnt gotten much longer in years. It is literally like hay at the bottom and so dry it makes my skin itch. I have dried hundreds of conditioners and masks, not much is working. I did make a mask made of coconut oil, almond oil and vit E and it helps a bit but it is a karfulfle and takes an hour to penetrate my hair. Also, in winter it seems like oils just do not get into the hair. I'm tired of spending so much money on products that don't work. Is there anything that can help me?
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Put it on my bill
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
At work, I have a workstation.
edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard
I’m stumped.
