I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_22_14_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Times are hard for people on disability benefits....

I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SR21-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Dr. Frankestein had a hard time creating his monster's stomach.

It was gut-wrenching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griphonium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I don’t know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.

I just can’t wrap my head around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.

It’s very dull at the beginning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Making puns in these times is very hard.

It is a PUNDEMIC situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Why did pilots use to have such a hard time flying straight?

All they had was biplanes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyArnoldPalmer2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I asked my eye surgeon if he has had a hard time finding work.

Since it's 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I had a hard time learning about the American Revolution.

It made my head go round and round.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I heard pirates have a hard time with the alphabet

They get lost at β€œC”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)

Because they take things literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remsta08
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why do people in Athens have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Because dawn is tough on Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peacesquatch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.

You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.

When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, β€œhe got choppered.” Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nessmainsarescum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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In these hard times of 2020, I know two things you can always count on,

A calculator and an abacus....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raymondo1981
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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The hurdler was having a hard time with the course.

His coach told him to just get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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I can always identify people who have a hard time counting to 10.

They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I have hard time reading self help books...

I don’t why, I just can’t help myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicholasmooth
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I have a hard time trusting trees.

They seem kind of shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in my new apartment.

Then it clicked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kawaii_PotatoUwU
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.

They're sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Homer had a hard time writing factually.

It was his Achilles heel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.

I’ve got a date with Destiny! Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands ! And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dakotachip
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.

It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Near-sighted people have a hard time dating.

Cause they’re always trying to see other people. 🧐🧐🧐 Daddin it up, Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Why do parents have a hard time accepting their kids?

It takes 9 months to come to term

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why have bakeries been having such a hard time holding on to employees lately?

Because their turnover rates are on the rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfenjew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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This book certainly helped through some hard times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I am having hard time deciding whether I should throw away my old pillow.

I think I’ll sleep on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I still remember the hard times when I couldn’t even pay my electric bills

It was the darkest period of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlConteiacula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do I get hard at the same time every night?

It's just like cockwork!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielj6725
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.

It's a deeply rooted issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Why does the powerwalking association have a hard time electing a president?

Nobody runs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?

It was a pyramid scheme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I went to the hospital because I had a hard time opening a banana.

I told the Doctor I wasn't peeling well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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A couple of years ago my friend told me I have a hard time letting go of the past

I'll never forget it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Like a lot of people, I had a hard time deciding on what to do after finishing school.

After some thought, I decided to go home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Why did the Russians have a hard time getting to Alaska?

They couldn’t keep their bearings straight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BOWMASTER325
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDorkside
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Sometimes, I have a hard time coming up with a good joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My ex is going through a hard time so I decided to send a food-focused care package.

Fed Ex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_leprechaun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jim_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2015
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Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.

Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advnchur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Do you know why kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns?

Because they take things literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hayleighlmaolol
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My doctor told me that I have a really hard time finishing what I
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattGibsonBass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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