The Hard Times Puns

A list of puns related to "The Hard Times"

I heard pirates have a hard time with the alphabet

They get lost at “C”

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👤︎ u/cabbithunt
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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I had a hard time learning about the American Revolution.

It made my head go round and round.

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👤︎ u/manners_maketh_men
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why do people in Athens have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Because dawn is tough on Greece.

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👤︎ u/Peacesquatch
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

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👤︎ u/JEJoll
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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The hurdler was having a hard time with the course.

His coach told him to just get over it.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ May 05 2020
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I had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in my new apartment.

Then it clicked.

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👤︎ u/Kawaii_PotatoUwU
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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I still remember the hard times when I couldn’t even pay my electric bills

It was the darkest period of my life

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👤︎ u/IlConteiacula
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do I get hard at the same time every night?

It's just like cockwork!

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👤︎ u/Danielj6725
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why does the powerwalking association have a hard time electing a president?

Nobody runs

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👤︎ u/Tanski14
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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I went to the hospital because I had a hard time opening a banana.

I told the Doctor I wasn't peeling well.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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A couple of years ago my friend told me I have a hard time letting go of the past

I'll never forget it

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👤︎ u/michaelveyrocks
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Why did the Russians have a hard time getting to Alaska?

They couldn’t keep their bearings straight

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👤︎ u/BOWMASTER325
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
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👤︎ u/MrDorkside
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...

I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.

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👤︎ u/a_leprechaun
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Why did the empire have such a hard time finding the Rebel Base?

They were looking in Alderaan places

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👤︎ u/Jim_Stick
📅︎ Feb 14 2015
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Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.

Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

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👤︎ u/Advnchur
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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My son is having a hard time learning the alphabet.

So I told him: "take it AZ"

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👤︎ u/RottenMind62
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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My Mexican friend has been trying hard to achieve a higher rank in the cartel but he's failing every time.

He's criminally underrated to be honest.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did the mathematician do when he had a hard time pooping?

He worked it out with a number two pencil

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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I needed a lawyer, so a friend referred me to his legal counsel. But I'm having a really hard time getting in touch with the guy.

A. Goodman is hard to find.

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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Giving our newly on the job waitress a hard time

Waitress: And what can I get for you Sir?

Dad: I'll take the Parmesan Encrusted Steak please.

Waitress: What temperature would you like that cooked?

Dad: 500...... KELVIN!

Me (facepalming): ...He'd like his steak medium...

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👤︎ u/gloriously
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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My Dads always giving the the Ice Cream scooper a hard time.

He always complains when they don't know the difference between jimmies and sprinkles. But I can't blame him he did do extensive ice cream research in Sunday School.

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👤︎ u/dirty_dand
📅︎ Aug 14 2017
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As we approached the speaker in the Starbucks drive-thru, my wife was having a hard time deciding what she wanted.

I told her to chai harder.

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👤︎ u/blumer
📅︎ Jan 24 2017
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