Times are hard for people on disability benefits....
I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I don’t know why I have such a hard time putting on a scarf.
I just can’t wrap my head around it.
I have a hard time listening to people explain how to sharpen knives.
It’s very dull at the beginning.
Why did pilots use to have such a hard time flying straight?
All they had was biplanes
I had a hard time learning about the American Revolution.
It made my head go round and round.
I asked my eye surgeon if he has had a hard time finding work.
Making puns in these times is very hard.
It is a PUNDEMIC situation.
I heard pirates have a hard time with the alphabet
Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)
Because they take things literally
My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.
You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.
When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, “he got choppered.” Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?
In these hard times of 2020, I know two things you can always count on,
A calculator and an abacus....
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Why do people in Athens have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Because dawn is tough on Greece.
The hurdler was having a hard time with the course.
His coach told him to just get over it.
I have hard time reading self help books...
I don’t why, I just can’t help myself.
I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.
I have a hard time trusting trees.
I had a hard time figuring out how to turn on the lights in my new apartment.
I can always identify people who have a hard time counting to 10.
They are usually ahead of me in the express lane at the grocery store.
Homer had a hard time writing factually.
It was his Achilles heel.
So I’ve been dating this woman named Destiny for 2 years. I’ve been having a hard time coming up with more puns.
I’ve got a date with Destiny!
Reaching out to take Destiny into my own hands !
And a few other sub-par ones not worth mentioning.
I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.
It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.
Near-sighted people have a hard time dating.
Cause they’re always trying to see other people.
🧐🧐🧐
Daddin it up,
Dad
Why do parents have a hard time accepting their kids?
It takes 9 months to come to term
Why have bakeries been having such a hard time holding on to employees lately?
Because their turnover rates are on the rise.
I still remember the hard times when I couldn’t even pay my electric bills
It was the darkest period of my life
This book certainly helped through some hard times
How do I get hard at the same time every night?
Why does the powerwalking association have a hard time electing a president?
I am having hard time deciding whether I should throw away my old pillow.
I think I’ll sleep on it.
A couple of years ago my friend told me I have a hard time letting go of the past
Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
Do you know why ancient egyptians had such a hard time recruiting laborers?
I went to the hospital because I had a hard time opening a banana.
I told the Doctor I wasn't peeling well.
Like a lot of people, I had a hard time deciding on what to do after finishing school.
After some thought, I decided to go home.
Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
My ex is going through a hard time so I decided to send a food-focused care package.
Sometimes, I have a hard time coming up with a good joke.
Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...
I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.
Why did the Russians have a hard time getting to Alaska?
They couldn’t keep their bearings straight
Farmers have a hard time getting ahead of their competition
Because they’re all out standing in their fields
My doctor told me that I have a really hard time finishing what I
Do you know why kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally.
Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
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