I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping onions which made me cry
What’s the difference between a politician and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a politician.
iCloud + ‘VPN’: ‘The press has… described this as an Apple VPN, but it isn’t. [T]he description makes it clear that it’s actually an Apple onion router. … In one move, Apple has taken onion routing from a specialized tool for hackers to something that will be in daily use on billions of devices.’
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Storing avocados with onion in the refrigerator keeps avocado fresh for days. I learned this by accident and found out it's actually a thing
Onion: Study Finds American Women Delaying Motherhood Because The Whole Thing Blows
https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-american-women-delaying-motherhood-because-1847112786
"Having determined through empirical research that childrearing is bullshit and totally not worth it, a study published Friday by sociologists at the University of Michigan found that a growing number of American women are delaying motherhood because the whole thing blows. “Our research indicates that women have put off having children until much later in life due to the fact that it’s completely exhausting, prohibitively expensive, and almost everything about it fucking sucks,” said study co-author Lorraine Moens."
I hope it's okay to post this here!
TIL that in 2004 there was a "election" for a new Chex flavor in South Korea. The green onion flavor won, but because Kellogg wasn't expecting this, they chose the chocolate flavor anyway. 16 years later, they south Koreans finally got it
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Giving new meaning to the "onion dip"
ELI5 What makes garlic and onion bulbs special that makes them so good to cook with? Is there a reason other than taste that stops me from trying to cook with all the different species of bulbs?
A fellow Philadelphian ate the onion
total about $1.15 breakfast. Potatoes/onions/peppers/sausage sauteed, throw in some eggs and bake. I eat this a couple times a week, it's delicious, versitile, one pan no mess, and keeps me full most of the day.
I’ve been getting the same sandwich for 15 years and it isn’t worth eating unless there is ~extra~ sweet onion sauce. THEY GAVE ME TWO FULL SIDE CUPS OF IT yes!
Onion loves the scratches.
Shamelessly ripping the idea from the onion post
Damn Liberals and their fake news about the sun! It's ruining the taste of my Onion!
I bought an onion. Cutting it burned my eyes so badly I went back to the store to complain.
My Sunday banchan breakfast for 300 calories! We've got seasoned bean sprouts, spicy radishes, cucumber salad, braised potatoes, and miso soup with tofu and green onions! The presentation makes it feel all the more decadent!
Craving Taco Bell bean and cheese burritos but also trying to lose weight = homemade burritos for 180cals each! Beans, diced onion,taco seasoning, cheese, mild sauce and low carb tortillas. The onion really makes it!
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My mom showed me this when I bought the wrong onion from the store.
The virgin Traditional media VS the CHAD Onion
How do I effectively peel the outer skin of an onion?
Per the title, how do I peel off the outer skin/membrane of an onion? The inner one can be peeled rather easily but the outer one is really hard to peel
I ate & painted hiyayakko tofu! Hiyayakko is food mostly eaten in the summer. The basic preparation is cold silken tofu topped with ginger, green onion, katsuo-bushi, and soy sauce. There are many variations, but I definitely recommend it to those who want make an easy but delicious Japanese dish!
[US] Zach Galifianakis : Live at the Purple Onion (2006)— Three years before The Hangover, the comedian sits down at his piano for an intimate comedy session.
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rule (the onion is also just much funnier)
(Not the Onion) "Ocasio-Cortez criticizes bipartisan infrastructure deal for lack of diversity among negotiators"
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I am the same type of Onion as Jake Peralta. ( S5E3 for the casuals)
From someone who claims they do their own research, she sure does eat the onion most days.
My addition to the Onion post
where the heck do people find onion links
I feel stupid for saying this, but how do people like Mutahar find these random-ass onion links leading to weird shit? is there like a catalog for links that are online?
Went out to brunch and ordered a benedict with mushroom, carmelized onion, and avacado. Rather than my usual meat filled dish. Very proud of myself as this was the best benedict I have ever had! Choosing better choices and getting the reward.
I genuinely cannot believe this isn't The Onion
I'm always reminded of this Onion skit every time we hear say that experts had already predicted the possibility of a global pandemic, of a ship blocking a canal, etc.
youtu.be/yjfrJzdx7DA
The only vegetable/fruit this convenience store has is onions
Glenn Greenwald unironically sharing something from the Babylon Bee, aka, the cringe conservative rival to The Onion.
The Onion doesn’t miss lol
During the EC football, we cook something from every opponent's cuisine. Today: Ukrainian galushki with mushrooms, onion and bacon.
Which one of you bastards works for The Onion?
The Onion: "Aspiring Tennis Player Informed She Doesn’t Have Press Conference Skills To Go Professional"
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My granny passed away and I promised not to abandon her vegetables garden. Lots of work but the onions are looking pretty good so far.
To whoever threw raw onion into the backyards of a neighborhood filled with dogs last night
You're a jerk.
I took my puppy out on the leash this morning and noticed the first piece of onion laying on the ground and thought "Well, that's weird" and picked it up to toss it away. And that's when I noticed like ten other pieces of all sizes just thrown around the back area of my house. I picked up whatever I could see but had NO idea if my pup had scooped something up into her mouth since they were literally all over. So, one emergency trip to the vet later, here we are. They made her throw up a few times and thankfully didn't see anything to worry about, but I'm still glad I took her in just to be safe. This was absolutely the scariest moment with her since I got her.
But yeah. Whoever you are, onion catapult master. Not a fan.
You never know what any one is really up to. Your neighbour could be sitting in their house just munching an onion like an apple and you are non the wiser.
"The Onion has always had the best coverage of Palestine. Apparently 'satire' is the only way you can be critical of Israel." - @AssalRad on Twitter
Taiwanese green onion pancakes- not sure if it’s a new product(?) Saw it for the first time at my store yesterday. Has anyone tried? How does it compare to their scallion pancakes?
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