How does a millennial learn to tell the time?

With TikTok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How do you measure millennials?

In Instagrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberSpork
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?

Because the CANT even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyboy96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What did the Millennial say after reading the Unabomber's manifesto?

Ok boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoullessInferno
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do call a white millennial

Milli Vanilli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Forrest Gump doesn’t care about millennials either, but do you know what generation he does care about?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zortor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do a pirate and a millennial have in common?

They greet friends with β€œyo ho!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxxtrafries
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do millennials call lay-offs?

Employeets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjnick300
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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What is a Millennial's favorite dinosaur?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarkspurLaShea
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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If we move all the millennials and gen z kids to Hawaii, we’d have enough to make a tropical depression
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im-a-stegosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano?

That low key gave me chills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What does a millennial chemist eat for a snack?

Avagadro toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltyFaceEvans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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How much does a millennial weigh?

An Instagram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I hired a millennial today! He said he doesn't need to be paid...

Participation is its own trophy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's already lit, fam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C4NDL3J4CK666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Did you hear about the millennial wine snob?

He decan't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_dyllon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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Maybe Millennials are out of shape because we grew up watching sit-coms

Stand-coms would've made for better outcomes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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What is a millennials favourite seasoning mix?

Old bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbitraryAlex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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How do you measure millennials?

In Instagrams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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