I’ve considered becoming a professional horse groomer.
It would be a stable job
Dad i finally became a Certified Groomer
Dad: "ok groomer"
I always dream about opening up a horse groomer in Maine.
I'd call it, Maine's main mane on main.
Pet groomers are so sexist!
Where are all the pet bride-ers?
I picked my dog up from the groomer, and her tail was missing.
I was impressed. I didn't know they were a detail shop.
My dog groomer dad proclaiming their superior service...
"I Shih Tzu not!"
At work
(so this makes sense, I'm a dog groomer, and I was using my 8 inch straight shears).
While using my shears I accidentally cut my finger, when a Co worker asked if I was okay I said:
"Yeah, at least I only cut myself out of shear stupidity"
