If you are hiking in the Canadian wilderness, don’t panic unless you run into at least two grizzlies.
What do you call a disease that only occurs in a pair of grizzlies?
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
What do Grizzlies wear on there feet?
Nothing, they go barefoot.
I can’t stand people who makes jokes about grizzlies….
They’re really unbearable.
Why do Grizzlies lose every sword fight?
Because they always show up with bear hands.
If you are on a hike in Canada, you need to spot at least two grizzlies before calling the authorities.
My family won't let me make jokes about grizzlies or pandas anymore.
They say my puns are unbearable.
I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...
How do grizzlies cool down?
They turn on bear conditioning.
When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
I know grizzlies can be a bit confusing...
Why does the grizzly always wear gloves when picking up litter in the forest?
He doesn't like touching trash with his bear hands
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Why did the poacher plead the second to a grizzly?
He had the right to bear arms!
How does a grizzly kill its prey?
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top?
He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
Why did the grizzly have no shoes?
Because he had bare feet!
I want to tell you a long-winded story about a brief encounter with a grizzly at my front door.
So bear with me here for a moment.
(first post btw)
I am saddened to announce that Phil Collins has fallen victim to a grizzly attack.
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He is in the bear tonight.
I got arrested for dismembering a grizzly…
Don’t worry, I’m going to fight it, I have the right to bear arms!
What does a minimalist grizzly have on him at all times ?
I went hiking in the Rockies and ran into a grizzly bear. I accidentally played dad instead of dead.
Now the bear can ride his bike without the training wheels!
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.
Bears wouldn't make great police officers.
They would get scared every time somebody puts their hands up.
Grizzly attacks intels
How reliable is your intel on the grizzly attacks?
Bearly
Why did employees of the Australian zoo amputate a grizzly's limbs?
He has no right to bear arms
Apparently in America you can have surgery to give yourself grizzly paws
It's your right to bear arms.
My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.
She is infringing on my right to bear arms.
I was warned that a grizzly is circling our campsite.
Taking the bait
Three animals - a hawk, a lion, and a skunk - are arguing about which of them is the most feared.
The hawk says he is the most feared, because he can swoop in suddenly from above.
The lion says he is the most feared, because of his loud roar and scary teeth.
The skunk says he is the most feared, because his spray can keep anything and everything at bay.
As they're arguing, a grizzly bear shows up, and with a single bite he swallows them, hawk, lion and stinker.
A Native American child asks his father how they choose children's names.
Father - "After you are born, we open the tepee and the first thing we see is what we name you. Like your eldest brother, Soaring Eagle, your sister, Falling Leaves, and your little brother, Grizzly Cub. Why do you ask Two Dogs Humping?"
Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear. Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear. Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear.
I saw a naked grizzly at the zoo
What do you marinate bear meat in?
What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service?
I heard this joke about bears.
To be honest though it was Grizzly.
What do you call a grizzly fruit?
Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
Have you heard about the Grizzly zoo that couldn't afford to pay the keepers?
It's pretty bear bones, now.
What range does a Grizzly sing in?
The bear attacked the hunter.
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
What do Grizzlies wear on their feet?
Nothing, they go bearfoot.
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly and 3 polars
If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don’t panic unless you see at least one grizzly.
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