A stoat and a weasel meet in a bar in the late fall and have a few drinks. One thing leads to another, and they decide to leave and spend the night together.
As they leave the weasel leans over and whispers, "i see you've changed into your winter coat. So, your place, ermine?"
Dam, you otter beavery kind.
He would like to go to OTTER SPACE
Anything ottermatic of course!
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
They go to sea kelp
A Motter.
Dad: Where’s the otter one?
it was apparent they couldn’t find the otters, when I walked up and said “there must be either one or three of them in there.” Wife says “why not two?” I reply, “well, they wouldn’t put an even number of ODDERS in there!”
Wife is still shaking her head.
They went otter business
A squ-otter.
I don't know, but they definitely will love you like no otter
It was a worst case scenario.
You clamp the otter-y.
Said this in the ER, got groans from a troop of nurses.
The pup - it's just a little otter.
So he can go to otter space
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
To get to otter space
