What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
What do Grizzlies wear on there feet?
Nothing, they go barefoot.
I can’t stand people who makes jokes about grizzlies….
They’re really unbearable.
Why do Grizzlies lose every sword fight?
Because they always show up with bear hands.
If you are on a hike in Canada, you need to spot at least two grizzlies before calling the authorities.
My family won't let me make jokes about grizzlies or pandas anymore.
They say my puns are unbearable.
I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...
Who wants to beat a million bears.
Imagine living with super annoying grizzlies...
How do grizzlies cool down?
They turn on bear conditioning.
When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
I know grizzlies can be a bit confusing...
What does a minimalist grizzly have on him at all times ?
I went hiking in the Rockies and ran into a grizzly bear. I accidentally played dad instead of dead.
Now the bear can ride his bike without the training wheels!
Grizzly attacks intels
How reliable is your intel on the grizzly attacks?
Bearly
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.
Why did employees of the Australian zoo amputate a grizzly's limbs?
He has no right to bear arms
Apparently in America you can have surgery to give yourself grizzly paws
It's your right to bear arms.
I was warned that a grizzly is circling our campsite.
Warned my son today we were out in Bear country or as it is better known....
If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don’t panic unless you see at least one grizzly.
My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly on each bicep.
She is infringing on my right to bear arms.
I saw a naked grizzly at the zoo
Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear. Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear. Grizzly. Panda. Polar bear.
Cheesy jokes
What cheese do bomb disposal people like best?
Caerphilly.
Which cheese is best for hiding small horses?
Mascarpone.
Name the best cheese to wake up hibernating grizzlies
Camembert
Why did the lonely cheese eater put a mirror in his fridge?
So he could say hello me every time he opened it
Nice and cheesy does it.
Why did the lumberjack lose an arm?
What does a grizzly say when he calls customer service?
What do you call a grizzly fruit?
What range does a Grizzly sing in?
Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
Have you heard about the Grizzly zoo that couldn't afford to pay the keepers?
It's pretty bear bones, now.
What do you call a manic & depressive grizzly?
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
Why did a lost grizzly walk into a jewlery store?
Because he had to get his bear rings.
Every time the camper heard something rustle in the woods he shouted, "It's a grizzly!"
Guess he was a bit bearanoid.
I witnessed an overweight pigeon divebomb a grizzly.
It was a heavy bird into bear.
Why can't anyone get a photograph of a grizzly with shoes or socks on?
A bear attacks a man and the two fight.
The man wins the fight and says "That was grizzly!"
I can amputate grizzly limbs if I want to.
The constitution gives me the right to bear arms.
What cheese do you use to coerce a grizzly out of a tree?
If a grizzly loses all his front teeth...
...he turns into a molar bear.
Do you know grizzly's hibernate?
Because they find winter unbearable.
A grizzly bear walks into a restaurant and says “Can I get a grilled..............cheese?”
The waiter replies “Why the big pawse?”
...
“Because I’m a bear”
What would you call a container full of grizzlys?
What do you call a grizzly without teeth?
What did the mother grizzly say to her cub?
“Don’t go outside in your bear feet!”
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies ?
What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?
What do Grizzlies wear on their feet?
Nothing, they go bearfoot.
Apparently to start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly and 3 polars
A grizzly bear walks into a bar
He sits down at the bar and says “Bartender i’d like a whiskey........................and coke”
“Sure thing” says the bartender “but, why the big pause”?
The bear puts his paws in the air and says “oh, I’ve had these all my life”.
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