Because they love a tight seal!
Because if they swam in peppered water they’d sneeze all the time.
He was looking for a tight seal.
His lips are sealed.
“tusssk tussssk tussssk” it’s mother said.
Tuskany.
He's hippo critical
Because it was looking for a good SEAL!
So I'm working a summer desk job where one of my duties is to print and cut out stencils to use in labeling materials. I open up the stencils file so I can use an existing document and make sure I get the formatting right.
I was going to pick the first one when one near the bottom stood out. The document was named "Walrus". None of what the business does deals with aquatic life. All the other things are named after what they are, such as "Sheets" "Towels" etc. So, for curiosity's sake, I had to open the document--
And the stencil said "5-Foot Seal". I groaned at my desk.
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?" "Idk dad, why?" "He was lookin for a tight seal."
He was struggling a bit and my mom said that there might be a seal on it.. He just looks at her with a straight face and says, "No it looks more like a walrus." Goddammit
My sister suggested bringing her waterproof camera to take pictures while we snorkel, and I advised her to look up the owner's manual to make sure that it could handle salt water.
Me: The salt water might wreck the seal.
Dad: Would it wreck the walrus?
All: groan
To get a tight seal
He was looking for a tight seal.
He wanted to find a tight seal
To find a tight seal
Cause he was looking for a tight seal.
