Wolves Puns

A list of puns related to "Wolves"

My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.

There's a lot to unpack there.

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?

A baaaaad bitch

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👤︎ u/StringTraveler
📅︎ Mar 07 2021
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A priest in the woods has been attacked by a pack of wolves. In a moment of desperation, the priest started to ask God how to get out of this situation.

The wolves may be predators but he pray

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👤︎ u/MegaFamous
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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Dogs should be called 'were'wolves.
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👤︎ u/Yuvxraj
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?

A six pack.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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In a field there are 30 wolves and 28 chickens. How many didn’t?

10 wolves didn’t.

(Please tell me you guys got it)

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👤︎ u/tahmid5
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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They really should rename hot dogs to hot wolves

They always come in packs

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👤︎ u/swearing-pants
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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Why are wolves mean?

Because their mothers are always bitches.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Apr 06 2017
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When is a door, not a door?

When it is ajar.

(not mine sadly, from Father, Raised by Wolves tv show)

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👤︎ u/Butterfly506
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?

A sub-woofer

Thanks for sorting by new you are doing a great job :)

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👤︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why can't werewolves tell time

Because they are not when wolves

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👤︎ u/danspud69
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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So a guy walks into a bar, and um....

He gets his drink. The bartender shouts, “the wolves are coming!” They go to the cellar. The bartender says it’s ok now. The guy sees his drink is gone. He gets another one. The bartender says it again. And he is getting suspicious. When the drink is gone again, he gets mad. He gets another one. The bartender says, “the wolves are coming!” The guy says he’s staying there. The bartender says,”you’like be sorry.” The guy says “yeah, right.” The wolves come in. They eat him. And theeeen they drink his drink.

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👤︎ u/NeonGreenTaxi56
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?

Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.

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👤︎ u/Nick30075
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Conversation I had with a friend overseas

Friend: what would happen if sheep and wolves got together and had babies?

me: oh, I bet they'd be so cute!

Friend: right? they'd be like wooly wolves

me: they'd be woolves!

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👤︎ u/yoquiero
📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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