Gratinate Puns

A list of puns related to "Gratinate"

what was wrong with the coughing potato?

He had TUBER-culosis

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👤︎ u/Huge-Quail-4134
📅︎ Dec 09 2022
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I’m sick of cheese jokes.

They make me bleu.

I know, I know, I’m a Muenster.

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👤︎ u/notstonksadvice
📅︎ Sep 17 2021
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What do you call something completely covered in cheese other than delicious?

En-Queso-lated

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👤︎ u/TeraphasHere
📅︎ Jun 21 2021
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What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why can a potato risk his life for you?

Because he sacriFRIES

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👤︎ u/kaijisheeran
📅︎ May 30 2022
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Did y'all hear about the guy that crashed the cannibal pot luck?

They made him a persona non gratin.

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👤︎ u/BardicRoguery
📅︎ Jun 07 2022
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What do you call parmesan cheese that doesn’t stay where you left it?

My-gratin’ cheese.

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👤︎ u/JimCricket99
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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Classic Dad Pun

Driving through Groton, VT and my dad says "lets stop for some potatoes au groton (like au gratin)." then he laughed for 15 minutes

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👤︎ u/poonroldis
📅︎ Sep 25 2013
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Got my (to-be) mother in law today

My nephew was playing with his Mr. Potatohead and he throws his body parts about the room (he's 2)

Her: Looks like Mr. Potatohead became a suicide bomber.

Me: I know his last words.

Her: What?

Me: Au gratin ackbar.

I'll be here all week

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👤︎ u/Ejgamer
📅︎ Jun 03 2015
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