Watch your grammar please!
The double negative is a complete no no!
I absolutely hate grammar police!
I have a grammar test tomorrow.
Is 'buttcheeks' one word? Or should I spread them apart?
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
My friend Shirley was obsessedwith adverb grammar but would never get off her ass.
We called her Slowly Butt Shirley
How do you calm down a grammar Nazi?
Give them a gentle pat on the back and say, "Their, There, They're."
Grammar made the best synonym rolls
How many grammar police does it take to change a lightbulb?
If you are a grammar fanatic, you should really read this article.
Grammar may be old but she sure can play
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
i just learn that sorry is improper grammar and that the correct way to say it is i'm sorry
My son told me my grammar was good.
The term “grammar nazi” is insensitive...
...we prefer to be referred to as “comma-kazes”
I don’t like being called a Grammar Nazi. I prefer to be called Alt write.
My English grammar teacher was having some marriage problems and it was really getting to him, so the whole class joined in to buy him a gift
After we bought him a simple present, he was past tense
Grammar has never been my strong suit
What do you call an American grammar nazi?
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
What is a grammar vampire's least favourite drink?
What happened when the semi-colon broke grammar laws?
He was given two consecutive sentences.
What do you call a Belgian who's bad at grammar?
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
I hate it when the grammar Nazis single me out.
It seems like a which hunt.
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
what do people win at fancy grammar competitions
The person who proof-read Adolf Hitler’s speeches was a grammar nazi.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
To get with the times, Grammar Nazi's have changed their name.
They now prefer to go by Alt-writists
Just like grammar used to make
what do you need to have proper grammar?
I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
How many grammar police does it take to change a light bulb?
How many grammar nerds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
It was given two consecutive sentences!
How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
What is Grammar?
The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
How do you comfort a grammar nazi?
You pat them on the back and say their, there, they’re.
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