Gordon Ramsey would be Gor-done and slap me if I showed him this.
Dadjoked my mom and girlfriend gor dinner.
We were having stirfry for dinner
ME: do you want me to bring you girls some rice?
MA: no I'm not eating any today
ME: okay.... how about you? (GF)
GF: nah I dont think ill have any either
ME: y'all are a couple of rice-ists
I received a collective groan and had a smile on my face all night
