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Ki Puns

A list of puns related to "Ki"

Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
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👤︎ u/iamthefifthforce
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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My son hates my dadjokes. This just happened: we were watching Marvel Avengers and I said, "why is he called Thor ? He shouldn't be". My son asked why not.

"He should be called Hi-Ki. Because he is Lo-Ki's elder brother".
He nearly cried.

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👤︎ u/MagnetCarter
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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What fruit likes to go down slides?

Ki-Wheeee

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👤︎ u/ScotchHarbour
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What's the difference between a Monk and a Rogue?

A Rogue will pick the lock. A Monk will just use their Ki.

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👤︎ u/ocbrad
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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What does a Canadian cowboy say?

yippee-ki-eh

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👤︎ u/brendavelxrde
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Pun Request: Die Hard and Lord of the Rings

My friend and I are doing a stupid audio trailer for a mash-up called Old Hobbits Die Hard and we're looking for a few dumb puns to stick in as lines said or something like that. We already have a few, including "Yippee ki yay Mr. Frodo." Thanks for any help you can give!

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👤︎ u/moltenpanther
📅︎ Sep 11 2015
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