Geometry pun! (Xpost from /gifs)
Why are fisherman so good at geometry?
Because they're all Anglers.
What’s a mathematician’s favorite tree? Geometry.
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
I used to be really bad at geometry.
But thankfully I’ve turned that situation around 360 degrees
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
What is Geometry?
It’s what a tree says when it looks in the mirror.
Why does satan hate geometry?
I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...
But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.
What do people think of the geometry nerds?
Well, they're all so edgy!
I was ok with Algebra, Geometry, and Trigonometry when I was in high school.
But I reached my limit with Calculus.
Why was Karl Marx good at geometry?
I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...
All the sines were there.
I went to a Halloween party with my geometry teacher
Her costume was really squarey
Why do anarchists always fail geometry tests?
Why is geometry always such a disaster?
Because it's full of 'wrecked angles'.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
Why was the geometry student sad after school?
My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
If one studies geometry, does that make them racist?
After all, they become arean.
Found in my geometry textbook
My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...
He had bought his protractor in school.
From the 2020 SAT, geometry section: A farmer is welding parts in his barn. He wants to cut four bars of equal length from two lengths of iron rebar measuring 16 feet, 8 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches. How much material will be discarded? Bonus: where will the rebar, once welded, go for a good time?
My girlfriend is stressed over her upcoming geometry test
I told her not to run herself in circles over it
I watched a movie about geometry
There were a lot of plot holes but at the end it came full circle.
Geometry
I really don't understand geomety, plane and simple! It feels like I just keep going in circles so I don't get the point! Even if for some people it shapes their life, this is where I draw the line!
I suck at geometry because my high school teacher was awful.
She was always going off on tangents.
When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.
For the geometry enthusiasts.
I wanted to post a photo of a triangle on r/aww because it contained acute angle.
Why do we use Protractors in geometry?
Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!
In a conversation about Geometry...
Friend: “There are so many angles here”
Me: “Yeah, but I’ve always thought the Saxons had more historical importance”
What did the student say when his teacher asked him to use geometry in a sentence?
A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said "Gee, I'm a tree".
I used to be bad at geometry...
But after lots of studying, I’ve made a total 360!
I’ll do algebra and geometry
But graphing is where I draw the line
Murphy (of (Murphy's Law) has rewritten plane geometry
The first law now reads: The shortest distance between to points is under construction.
I don't understand why we study circles in geometry.
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
I breezed through my algebra, trigonometry and geometry classes.
But calculus is where I reached my limit.
Why are North Koreans so good at geometry ?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Without geometry life is pointless.
Without geometry life is...
Without geometry life is pointless
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