Geezer Puns

A list of puns related to "Geezer"

Just heard there is a geezer down the market selling Oxford vaccination for £2 each

Or 3 for a Pfizer

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👤︎ u/DrunkenPeanut97
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Went on holiday this summer, met this sick Peruvian geezer. v.redd.it/3hg4dv2prj841
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👤︎ u/MarwhimSkell
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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If young geese are called goslings ...

Are old geese called geezers?

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👤︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
📅︎ May 22 2021
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Where did elderly ancient Egyptians gather?

In the great pyramid of geezer

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👤︎ u/Muppet_Cartel
📅︎ May 22 2021
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Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?

He was a diamond geyser.

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👤︎ u/sergioarmagh
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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We were discussing national parks.

"I think we should change the name of 'old faithful' to 'old geezer'"

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👤︎ u/MajesticNoodleBucket
📅︎ Dec 08 2013
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