I call my gas pedal 'Vincent'

Because it makes my van go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorvay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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See, you’re the driver and I am the gas pedal

You depress me.

Merry Christmas!

Happy holidays!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misterc006
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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I realized I was late to my kid's soccer game. [OC]

I was running late to my kid's soccer game, so I started to jog. Then I borrowed my brother's bicycle, but I still wasn't going fast enough. So I smashed the window of a fancy SUV, hot-wired it, and slammed down on the gas pedal. Well, that Escaladed quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainwalnut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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