11 Hilarious Garnishing Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Created a new cocktail. Rye whiskey, Gosling’s Ginger Beer, and garnished with jalapeño

It’s called the Rye n’ Gosling, and it’s the hottest drink I make

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👤︎ u/FermentToBee

📅︎ Feb 04 2022

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How often should you use a garnish?

Sparsely

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👤︎ u/SomedayWeDie

📅︎ Sep 01 2021

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I opened my pay envelope today and found it was full of parsley.

Someone garnished my wages.

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👤︎ u/WaltsTwoCents

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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Did I tell you about my coworker that got his paycheck in the mail?

He opened the letter, and it was full of parsley. They had garnished his wages

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👤︎ u/Blood8265

📅︎ Jan 08 2022

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What do you call a vodka martini with a sausage garnish?

The Absolut wurst combo.

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👤︎ u/Pongoid

📅︎ Apr 01 2019

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What is a thief's favorite garnish?

A caper!

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👤︎ u/thetacticalpanda

📅︎ Jan 03 2019

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An older gentleman at Walmart asked if I knew anything about whether parsley farmers got their wages garnished.

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👤︎ u/LimeRikki

📅︎ Nov 14 2017

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People can be really salty sometimes.

It's because they don't want to garnish their reputation..

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👤︎ u/ShapedHam

📅︎ Jan 11 2021

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If a parsley farmer is sued...

does that mean they can garnish his wages? -George Carlin

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👤︎ u/Believeinthis

📅︎ Nov 03 2012

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I took my father out for an early father's day dinner

We got our meals (both ordered the porterhouse) and it comes with a sprig of thyme as garnish on the plate. He picks it up and puts it on his shoulder and sings "Thyme it's on my side, yes it is." The server proceeds to tell us it is rosemary, and he started singing "Rosemary is on my side, yes it is." Laughter and eye rolls ensure.

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👤︎ u/steakfatt

📅︎ Jun 21 2015

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I opened my pay envelope yesterday and it was filled with parsley

My boss garnished my wages

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👤︎ u/Rosetta-Stoner97

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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