A list of puns related to "Garden Center"
He looked at me, and said, "It's yew"
He was arrested for grand theft autotroph.
I’m not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
Police are trying to Roundup the suspects.
I saw a lady who worked there hauling a pallet of citrus trees marked 75% off.
I asked her, "What's wrong with these, are they Lemons?"
There's a hosta situation in the garden center.
I went to the garden center and got some fill dirt. I was sure to ask if it was locally sourced. I don’t want anyone stepping on foreign soil.
A Mumble-bee. I work in the Garden Center at a DIY store and this joke is the best I can come up with ATM lol.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up yourself?” I replied, “hell no, I’ll be putting it up in my living room.”
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