Xmas Dad Jokes

With Xmas coming up, what are your best Xmas Dad/Cracker jokes??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubbodrongo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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A gardener is planning with his partner about putting in new plants.

The gardener asks what type of flowers they are putting in. His partner says, β€œWe are planting Sneezeweed, Bee Balm, Lamb’s Ears, and Black-eyed Susans because they are the best perennials for the Pacific Northwest region.”

The gardener nodded in agreement, β€œYou have been a wonderful addition. Thank you for bringing your knowledge and experience to the garden.”

β€œIt has been a pleasure! Say, can you help me with this? I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong. I keep trying to lay this sod down, but I can’t get it to lay flat,” he confessed.

The gardener observed his partner as he attempted to lay down the sheet of grass, and came to a helpful conclusion.

The gardener explained, β€œWell, you are standing up and need to get closer to the ground. Kneel before sod.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuicklyThisWay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2022
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