Oh-Reagan-no!
Good thymes...
He declined, well, it was probably the wrong thyme.
But I just don't have the thyme.
"Third thyme's a charm."
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Based on a true story. Wife's eyeroll suggested this 100% belonged here.
Really I have nothing but thyme
He gave me some sage advice.
I just take my thyme.
Guess he’s making up for lost thyme
He is having the thyme of his life!
It's hard to find thyme for it.
These are the thymes that try men's soles.
But you have to know when it's thyme to leaf.
It's about thyme.
Please, don't waste my thyme!
He said only thyme would tell.
I tell them “it’s next to the sage”
Me to friend: You work fourteen hour shifts, make everything from scratch, and tend your own vegetable and herb garden. Where do you find the time?
Friend: Right next to the rosemary.
I decided to grow a garden this year. Most of the plants grew really well, but one of my herb plants struggled and eventually died so I had to throw it out. It was thyme.
An older gentleman had an herb garden, one of the herbs that he had planted was thyme. The thyme took really well to the climate and environment of his lawn, and began to extend past his garden, into his lawn. Now, this was unacceptable as he prided himself on having a pristine lawn. He decides he needs to reign in the problem and heads to the nearby nursery to find a solution.
He gets there, but wants to make sure he finds the right product. After about 30 minutes, one of the customer service associates notices he's spent a lot of time looking around the herbicides and whatnot. Thinking the man has a weed problem, he offers the following assistance.
"Hey can I help you find a weed-killer? You've been on this asile awhile, and I can definitely speed up the process."
"No thanks," the man responds, "I've got some thyme to kill."
My kid's school is having a jogaton to raise money for the schools garden. I thought the kids would get a kick out of some funny motivational posters with vegetable/herbs/fruits puns. Please help me Reddit as I'm not nearly as creative as you.
Mom was visiting and we were at the market looking at some garden herbs. I grabbed one, looked at my watch for a few seconds, and then looked at her and stated, "about 9:15."
She looked at me like "da fuq?", and I turn the herb to show her: English Thyme.
The groan that followed will be cherished.
