A perennial favourite!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My Dad's perennial Christmas joke.

My sister is called Eve, so every Christmas eve he yells with this shit eating grin, right in her face "IT'S CHRISTMAS, EVE!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/potty-mouth
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I used to know a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

He would be up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
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