Garde Puns

En garde!

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👤︎ u/Ahydron

📅︎ Nov 26 2020

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Be en garde when viewing this pun

Because they can't beehive

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/Independent_Cricket7

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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I’ve been getting into avant garde percussion lately

thats stuff hits different

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/slothwithahammer

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Neptunes!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/uup17

📅︎ May 23 2021

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What do you call fake potatoes?

Imitaters

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/thelummx

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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What do you call Thor's boxers?

Ass-gards

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/D3ltaV1ctor

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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