Need some farewell video game puns
My best friend is leaving for america soon, and I need some cheesy farewell video game puns to put on her gift. It's pokemon related so its better if its something from there, but any other suggestions are welcome
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
Do French people play video games?
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
What game does Stalin hate playing?
I just called my local game stop
What game console do the French play the most?
What is a Jedi's favorite card game?
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
My friends and I were playing a game where you have to think of famous Johns. The game ends if you pick a John that is no longer with us.
It's all fun and games until someone gets Hurt.
WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
My son's basketball game was cancelled
The team came down with a really bad case of the hooping cough.
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
What game do chickens play in the pool?
Played a game with friends...was not disappointed!
What animal procrastinates by playing video games?
What’s a football fan’s favorite food for the big game?
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
What is favorite game of Reddit Mascot?
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
I heard the Kool Aid man is starting a baseball team.
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
If you're into gaming history, then you must play on the classic consoles,
Why were there no fighting games under the Christmas tree?
Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
Someone who likes playing racing games online is...
Best game to play on a huge boat?
A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
I held the nuts in a poker game once,
It meant a great deal to me.
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
You know the problem with watching someone play a racing game?
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