A bad romance starts with βra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la.β
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.
In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.
"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."
...for cheating on tests. The wife's aunt/uncles were all giving their opinions.
Uncle: They're going to jail for like 5 years! I think they should have just lost their jobs.
Me: Yea, I agree. And also make them register as...test offenders!
"Do you know the alphabet?"
"No, I'm a beta."
"OMeGa"
Watch out while driving through Atlanta, Ga. I hit a seagull, it flipped off my windshield and hit the cop car behind me. He pulled me over and ticketed me.
Whatever you do, don't flip the bird to the cops in Georgia.
Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.
Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.
And a bad romance starts with βra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la laβ
A bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah. ro, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la,"
Ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.
βRa Ra Ah Ah Ah Ro Ma Ro Ma Ma Ga Ga Ohh La Laβ (Lady Gaga)
