49 Hilarious Frisbees Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Yesterday I as in the park wondering why Frisbees get bigger...

and then it hit me :)

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👤︎ u/InfiniteVoids

📅︎ Jan 30 2023

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I’ve always wondered why frisbees appear bigger as they get closer...

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Shippy10_

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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In my opinion more people should write more jokes about frisbee's

Discus

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👤︎ u/peterjonestv

📅︎ Dec 03 2016

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I caught my son in our greenhouse playing frisbee with my old Mick Jagger album.

I told him people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

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👤︎ u/paulvs88

📅︎ Feb 11 2023

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/-Borgir

📅︎ Jan 25 2023

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I took my dog to the park today and played Frisbee with him...

He was bloody useless. I think I need a flatter dog.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ May 19 2022

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So, I took my dog to the park to play frisbee. It was hopeless though as my dog was just very confused by the whole "frisbee" thing...

...

I think I need to get a flatter dog

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👤︎ u/MrSteveA

📅︎ Jun 15 2022

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The ultimate Frisbee team from the University of Pennsylvania was giving away free writing utensils that had been made by Sean Penn, and I got the second-to-last one.

Now I have the penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ Jan 31 2022

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What is playing Frisbee on a windy day like?

Disc-gusting!

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👤︎ u/Upset-Sea6029

📅︎ Apr 08 2022

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I partially dislocated my shoulder while playing frisbee. I’ve been icing it

But in doing so I’ve been giving everyone the cold shoulder.

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👤︎ u/onyoo755

📅︎ Sep 11 2021

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A bye-merang

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👤︎ u/gravi-tea

📅︎ Oct 31 2022

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I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/nathanlloyd

📅︎ Dec 27 2020

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“Frisbee is not a valid Olympian sport”.

Discus.

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👤︎ u/kedgesproz

📅︎ Jun 15 2019

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Sometimes I wonder, "why is that frisbee getting bigger?"

And then it hits me

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👤︎ u/mattmilli1

📅︎ Jul 15 2018

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What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

A bulldozer.

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👤︎ u/SavageSava

📅︎ Jan 29 2022

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Get_Rickrolled221

📅︎ Feb 23 2023

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i was standing in the park today and wondering why a frisbees look bigger the closer it gets

and then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/allergic-toeveryting

📅︎ Nov 08 2022

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/aayu2417

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Caleb-the-God

📅︎ Jun 29 2021

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I was wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer to you....

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/the_soviet_union_69

📅︎ Jan 16 2021

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One day, I was at the park wondering why frisbees got bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/notterrence

📅︎ Jan 24 2019

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I was standing in the park, wondering why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Oksamis

📅︎ Sep 27 2022

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Standing in the park today I wondered, "why does a frisbee get larger the closer it gets?"

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME

📅︎ Sep 16 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Abject-Picture

📅︎ Aug 26 2022

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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Elohssa_Repus

📅︎ Apr 28 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger....

....then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/StephenGTS125

📅︎ May 24 2022

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"I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then, it hit me."

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👤︎ u/ProfPacific

📅︎ Sep 03 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger....

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Odd_Relation6439

📅︎ Aug 04 2022

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I stood there wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/ChewyNutCluster

📅︎ Jul 01 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger….

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Splita84

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger,

then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/The_Pun-ishing_One

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets larger when it gets closer

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/willem640

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger and bigger...

And then it flew past me

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👤︎ u/Kyle9490

📅︎ Aug 16 2021

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I couldn't figure out why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger...

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/johnsonmd

📅︎ Jun 20 2021

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I couldn't quite work out why the frisbee was getting bigger...

.. Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/8bitPete

📅︎ Jul 17 2021

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,

then it hit me

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ Dec 09 2020

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Popoffret

📅︎ May 09 2021

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I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Dragon_librarian4

📅︎ Mar 03 2021

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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/PsychologicalAd7193

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/studentadvisor101

📅︎ Jun 02 2020

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I went to the park today to play frisbee with my dog.

It was shit, I need a flatter dog.

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👤︎ u/tombola201uk

📅︎ Sep 23 2019

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Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..

And then it hit me! I didn't see that one coming

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👤︎ u/MainScientist6

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Joe9455426

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Yellossss

📅︎ May 13 2020

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I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

Then it hit ne.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/JRBX

📅︎ Mar 21 2019

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I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy

📅︎ May 05 2018

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/RickySan65

📅︎ Sep 18 2022

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Standing in a park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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