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French Fried Potatoes Puns

A list of puns related to "French Fried Potatoes"

Every time I go to dinner with my parents, they constantly argue about the mashed potatoes, rice or french fries...

And I always tell them that I'm not choosing sides.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ May 08 2017
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Potatoes make french fries, chips and vodka.

It's like the other vegetables are not even trying.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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👤︎ u/peepeeperson111
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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What did the potato say to the French fry?

"We really need to ketchup!"

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👤︎ u/LynxSquared
📅︎ Nov 03 2017
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Belgium??
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👤︎ u/prabeshdai13
📅︎ May 21 2020
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X-post from r/me_irl
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👤︎ u/morpeg
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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👤︎ u/agarcia128
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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👤︎ u/GamingNZ
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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