On the 65th day of the 84th war, Colonial Forces captured the fortress of Westmarch in Loch Mor after a pitched two-day battle. This was an organized assault conducted by several Colonial Regiments, including SOM and some others. The Capture of Westmarch marked the beginning of the siege of Prairie Bazar, which Colonial Forces had cut off from all forms of land logistics. It wasn't long before Warden Logistics spotted colonial battle barges on the River Mercy attempting to cut supply over water as well. However, initial reports suggested that minor skirmishing began on the 67th day. The region was under the supervision of a warden Regiment that had taken residence in the area around Fort Duncan. Thus it was deemed a non-critical situation by many considering not many knew that it had been an organized assault that had taken Westmarch mere days before.

The fighting began in force on the 68th day, when it became clear that the defences positioned by the Deployed regiment had not considered the security of Prairie Bazar, thus meaning the city itself only had weak defences surrounding it. The battle had begun between the resident regiment and the organized colonial forces, which had already started to push a well developed defensive line into the city's outskirts thanks to the efforts of CGC to rapidly develop the Colonial position and supplies. Across the River Mercy, on the 69th day, the 82DK regimental Chimera Battalion had deployed to strengthen the defences of Ulster Falls, had received word from the regiment defending Prairie of the rapidly deteriorating situation. Quite rapidly, the Senior Kriegsman put Chimera's operation on hold as they quickly began to redeploy to the city, led by Senior Kreigsman Matter. The battalion promptly found themselves engrossed in close quarters combat inside the town hall, While the Colonials began to deploy an ISG crew to start bombarding the town hall with 30mm ordinance. Once Chimera had restored order inside of the Townhall, the Senior Kriegsman began to quickly organize the forces at his disposal to form a firing perimeter to keep the Colonial troops back. He then began deploying another small squad to start the construction of pillboxes around the town hall to strengthen the position further. During this, a fierce battle was being fought all around the town hall as the Colonials continued to push the position with determined ferocity. After a night of desperate fighting, the situation surrounding the town hall had

Last night at 10:15 pm I ran over 2 fellow colonial troops at Fort Duncan while doing a supply run.

I would like to apologise.

Sincerely - A humble logi

We were so far forward and then I log on and we have lost Fort Duncan, how?

Preface:

I've been working on the Black Flag No Damage challenge run since about the time I finished Revelations and started working on AC 3. This was by far the most difficulty to no damage not due to gameplay or mechanics but because I'm stubborn and wanted to keep the trend going I set back in AC Brotherhood. No Damage with full synchronization of each sequence. Before I jump into that though let me explain in detail what "No Damage" meant for this challenge.

The Rules:

The criteria for this challenge was the players health bar (Edwards) could not fall below 100% from the first possible instance of damage (run start) until the credits roll. Damage taken during ship encounters to the ship itself did not count since this would be impossible to avoid in almost every instance of ship combat. All missions and all Sequences in the main story had to be completed with 100% Synchronization and could not be failed, desynchronized, or restarted to gain a combat or positional advantage. No glitches or bugs to break intended gameplay was allowed.

As with many games in the franchise there are three areas where the game forces you to take damage. These three instances did not count against the No Damage objective of this challenge since they are developer intended and cannot be avoided. I've detailed the three exceptions below.

- Sequence 1

• (Game Start): As soon as you're able to control Edward, while moving to the wheel to take control of the ship, you're allowed one instance of damage since you cannot make it to the wheel consistently without taking damage. Any damage taken after the first instance would count.
• (First Island): When chasing Duncan you're allowed to take the pistol shot damage.

Sequence 10

• Memory 3: As you are finding your way out of the Observatory you're forced to slide down a slope and fall into the sea below. During the slide sequence you're allowed to take damage as it is narrative and unavoidable. Additionally, after emerging from the water you'll begin to take constant damage until you reach near 0 HP and faint. This is all allowed since it is unavoidable and required to progress the story.

The Bad:

As I alluded to earlier the most difficult aspect of this challenge was completing each sequence with full synchronization. Black Flag has some of the most RNG and "out of your way" optional objectives in the entire AC franchise. This challenge would have been much easier and taken a l

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Hey again /r/mls I'm back with part three of the state soccer teams. For those of you seeing this for the first time, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part two!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)

#Hawai'i

• Home Stadium: Clarence T. C. Ching Stadium, Honolulu (Capacity: 15,000)
• Notable players: Bobby Wood, Antonee Robinson, Alfredo Morales and Dylan Teves
• Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Belize
• Rivals: Guam, American Samoa, California, and Washington state

Introduction

This will be a much-requested post in which I summarize, in chronological order, my Grand Unified Theories. I will provide citations to my long-form posts where you can find more details and evidence, if it strikes you. Even summarized it’s still pretty long, so I’m sorry for that in advance (TL;DR ended up being kind of ironic by the time I was finished).

If I do a good job at this, hopefully I won’t have to clarify anything. If you’re unfamiliar with my theories and reading this, I ask that you check the cited chapters for more details before offering criticism of the timeline! I’m specifically omitting evidence in order to keep this one brief and easy to follow!

Please note: for brevity’s sake, I will often use a specific date for an event that has a range (i.e. something happened between 2000 B.C. and 1000 B.C. might be labeled 1500 B.C.). Don’t take the exact numbers as gospel! The order in which the events occur and their approximate place on the timeline is what’s important.

It is also important to note that this will not be an exhaustive timeline. I will mostly only include contextualizing events and things that are a part of my theories.

This will include historical events in both the East and the West, but the labels and terminology for the timeline will be in Westerosi terms.

The Dawn Age (40,000 B.C. - 10,000 B.C)

40,000 B.C. - The world is young. Giants, Lions, Unicorns, the Children of the Forest are all commonplace at this time. The world’s First Tree, Ygg, is already ancient beyond memory. The cycle of the seasons is regular and lasts one year, as this was the time before the seasons were broken. Two moons float in the sky, and mankind is yet a young and savage race. [6][7]

22,000 B.C. - Garth Greenhand, an incredibly powerful sorcerer, is born in the Far East. Over the course of centuries, he unites the tribes of the Jade Sea along with his younger brother, another powerful sorcerer. [7][8]

In the Far East, Garth is remembered as the God on Earth, because he was worshiped as a Green God, demanding human sacrifice in exchange for making the land bloom. He taught mankind to farm, and the first cities in the world began to spring up along the coast of the Jade Sea. [7]

18,000 B.C. - Garth and his brother, having united the Eastern peopl

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Thanks Duncan for the great episode with a great artist! Love electronic music and your podcast, so hearing this conversation was wonderful!

This is really fun y’all. 5-00000000000 without Ja somehow

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!