My friends dog Duncan went to the vet to get neutered the other day...

His nickname went from Duncan Donuts to Duncan Nonuts.

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A Yo-Yo walks into a therapists office. Dr asks, "So, Mr. Duncan, how's life been for you lately?"

"It's had the usual ups and downs,"

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Please, call me Duncan.

Mr. Donuts is my father.

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Tim Duncan dadjokes national television after winning the Finals

"It's been fifteen years since you won your first championship, what is the biggest difference between then and now?"

"15 years probably"

Tim Duncan's the man Basing this off of memory, don't remember word for word actually

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📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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Dad joke of sorts from Walt Duncan (Zits)
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