Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
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Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
Baby formula
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︎ Feb 25 2020
No wonder Finland won so many Formula 1 races...
They owned the Finnish line.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
What do baby parabolas drink?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
What do you call people that look after math formulas
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do you call a cat in a formula 1 car?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
Studies show that the Moderna and Pfizer vaccines are causing people to cry
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you call it when you hit a Formula 1 driver?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What's the chemical formula for laughing gas?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
My son was doing his homework, when he asked me, βDad, what's the chemical formula for water?β
I said, βHIJKLMNO.β
He asked, βWhat're you talking about?!β
I responded, βWell, itβs H to O!β
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︎ Nov 14 2017
My former friend said he liked Formula 1 but not NASCAR
I just can't be friends with someone who's raceist
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Hydrogen Chloride and Hydrochloric acid both have the same formula of HCl but are different.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Do you know what the difference is between twelve-year-old scotch and baby formula?
No? Then you sure as hell aren't babysitting my kid!
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︎ Oct 15 2019
What is the formula for making friends?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Man I've got too many problems
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Write the nitrogen oxide formula
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︎ Apr 17 2018
What do you call a Wookiee in a formula one car?
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︎ May 06 2019
If the formula for water is H20...
Then is the formula for ice H20 cubed?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
Molecular formula
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︎ Jan 22 2018
I asked Google to for what the formula of Nitric Oxide was, it was so rude
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︎ Mar 05 2019
The other day my favourite formula 1 driver asked me if I needed a lift
I said "No thanks I'm grand, but thanks verstappen"
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︎ Jan 05 2019
What do you say when someone asks you for the formula of nitric oxide?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
I did some research to find out that NASCAR is a distant cousin of Formula One.
Iβm just trying to improve race relations.
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︎ Dec 13 2018
A chemistry joke
Never mind. It was too formulaic.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
The quadratic formula is prejudiced!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Herbal essentials
Noted researcher Rosemary Fuller was involved in a lab accident today. She's working on the theory that herb-based formulas can actually reverse or accelerate the aging process. Parsley, for example, has been shown to cause rapid aging, and recent efforts have shown good results with oregano-based anti-aging serums. Ms Fuller was, unfortunately, standing near a vat of simmering oregano serum when a nearby researcher nudged her and she fell in! It appeared at first that the anti-aging serum would cause her to de-age down to nothing. Now, though, it looks like she'll be all right. The Parsley's aged Rosemary in time.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?
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︎ Jul 16 2017
Why don't you see any Formula One movies in the theatres?
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︎ May 16 2018
Formula 1 driver
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︎ Oct 31 2017
I went to see Formula E racing the other day...
The atmosphere was electric!
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︎ May 27 2018
You know youβve made a terrible joke when you make the math teacher completely lose it.
Teacher: βIf acceleration is constant, we get all these really nice formulas. If acceleration is not constant, the math gets messy.β
Me: βYou might say that for ruining the math, itβs being a jerk.β
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What do you call a collection of 4 formulas in math?
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︎ Oct 03 2017
Hey, do you know any Excel formulas?
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︎ Jan 25 2017
Which is the silliest of all fruits?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I hate all races
Especially the formula 1's
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Why is formula so expensive?
Because it is made of mula
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︎ Aug 09 2015
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic Formula!
Maybe this is more of a mom joke...
Edit: this isnβt my joke. I thought this sub might enjoy it though
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︎ Nov 25 2019
One of the stars of Suicide Squad stated that he might start forging iron.
This raises the question: Will Will Smith Smith?
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I found the perfect way to compliment my kids using mathematics
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︎ Apr 15 2019
The formula for water is HIJKLMNO
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︎ Apr 22 2020
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
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︎ Dec 05 2019
What do baby mathematicians drink?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What do baby mathematicians drink?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What does a baby parabola drink?
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