Disney's Hall of Presidents replaced one President by a large neon light that formed the letter 'A' that flashed on and off. The President that was replaced was ...
A Blinking .
Thanks to Dave for this Dad Joke.
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technically speaking, someone giving you an award is a form of...
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︎ May 22 2022
Did you hear that NATO is considering forming a new defense alliance?
>!They will call it... NATOO! π!<
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︎ May 18 2022
Dad joke are the best form of comedy and here's why
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︎ Apr 14 2022
Repeat after me: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Thank you. You flatter me.
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︎ May 03 2022
The Vampire double checked the order form to understand why his latest shipment of AB+ was incorrect.
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︎ May 08 2022
Can we ban the jokes that only work in written form?
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︎ Nov 05 2021
Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands.
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In our household, we remind all visitors that we are accepting of all forms of self-expression
It's ok if you are sad when using the restroom. It's your potty and you can cry if you want to.
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︎ May 19 2022
There's a new form of martial arts that is based on bubble tea..
Turns out it was fake, but they called it Ly-chee
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︎ May 13 2022
Did you hear about the vegan transgender?
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︎ May 07 2022
New studies show that male dolphins actually form friendships.
Those dudes just click.
(And seriously, there was an article published yesterday on Science.org... so crazy that they behave this way on porpoise.)
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︎ Mar 25 2022
Punnery distilled into its purest form. One word thatβs plays upon itself.
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︎ Mar 11 2022
What's a cows favorite form of entertainment?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
There's been a few posts lately about what does and doesn't qualify for a dad joke. I'll prove to you that dad jokes can come in many forms. Here's why.
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says βuno, dos...β poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
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Former Vice Presidents of the US have formed a cover band on YouTube.
The Al-Gore-Rhythm is recommending them to everyone.
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︎ Mar 11 2022
I couldnβt sign the consent form for my prostate exam as the seat was too far away from the desk
The dr. said βWould you like me to push in your stool?β
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︎ Mar 08 2022
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
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︎ Jun 04 2021
Did You Hear about How Mathematicians Have United to Form a Terrorist Organization?
They've named it Al-Gebra.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
A Web designer is filling out a form.
He writes his age as 31, height as 5'9" and eye colour as #008000.
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︎ Mar 08 2022
Who said puns r the lowest form of humour?
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︎ Dec 06 2021
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
Not sure how to make this question/answer
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︎ Dec 17 2021
I suffer from a rare form of kleptomania that causes me to steal people kitchen utensils.
itβs just a whisk Iβm willing to take.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Dad jokes are puns which is the lowest form of humor
Some would say itβs small, puny humor
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︎ Jan 24 2022
What is a cats favorite form of communication?
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︎ Nov 06 2021
What did Sherlock Holmes reply when asked about what rocks are formed by accumulation of minerals?
Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
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concrete πΏ
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A volleyball and a screwdriver decided to form a band.
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To err is human. But to arr is pirate.
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What's the highest form of flattery?
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A man who suffered from epilepsy decided to start an epilepsy support group. 6 people joined his newly formed group, and to celebrate, they decided to go sailing together. Wouldn't you know they found another boat with strobe lights and...
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Jack Black and Jack White should form a band
They can call it Jack Grey
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︎ Dec 15 2021
Why were sirens blaring when the ocean started to form?
Because it was an emergent sea.
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︎ Oct 04 2021
What's the plural form of "Idaho"?
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︎ Sep 07 2021
What do you call a one legged woman?
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︎ Apr 22 2022
My son got detention for misbehaving in P.E. The P.E. teacher told him he had to write an essay in the form of a report about a cricket match and he couldnβt leave until heβd finished it.
Less than 5 minutes later my son handed the essay in to the bemused teacher, and left detention.
The essay simply said:
βrain stopped playβ
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︎ Nov 05 2021
What is a sloth's favorite form of exercise?
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︎ Jul 03 2021
my married friends and I are going to get together on Fridays and play some music
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︎ Jun 24 2022
A group of mummies decided to form a rock group.
They then decided that they'd rather wrap.
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︎ Oct 12 2021
Camouflage could be seen as a form of lying.
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︎ Oct 25 2021
The three little pigs and the big bad wolf have put aside their differences to form a comedy group.
The first two pigs are okay, but the third pig has very strong material, and the wolf knows how to bring down the house.
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︎ Oct 26 2021
The best relationships are formed on a roof.
That way I know it was built on truss.
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︎ Jun 07 2021
A group of Vikings formed a band which plays quirky, catchy, social commentary songsβ¦
Theyβre called βThe Pillage Peopleβ
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︎ Sep 29 2021
If chilled, a paste of oil and pureed chickpeas can be formed into...
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︎ Sep 10 2021
Do you know why disembowelment isn't used as a form of execution?
Because semi-colons don't complete a sentence!
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