My grandpa pointed to a flock of geese and said, “do you know why their v formation is uneven?”
Because there’s more on one side
Did you hear that a rock formation called Darwin's Arch collapsed in the Galapagos Islands?
Guess you could call that the work of Natural Selection!
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
What type of image format do lion photographers use?
One day, Gordon Ramsay was asked what his favourite image format was.
To which he awkwardly replied: .RAW!
Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
Knot finished with this format yet
What is Robin's favorite file format?
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
Used a meme format to make a pun
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...
....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Best thing about these meme format is we get to repost jokes we’ve heard our entire lives
Bringing back the old formats
My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.
Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?
Me: the same as mommies, I think
Daughter: her middle name is just i think?
I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
Saw the craziest rock formation
New & creative way of using this meme format
This Meme format arouses me
My wife is into geology and rock formations.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
Ducks in Formation
Dad and son look skyward to flying V of ducks.
Dad asks: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"
Son: "No, why?"
Dad: "There are more ducks on that side."
3 unwriten rules of life..
If someone doesn't like the Gru format, is it a Despicable meme?
I just typed up a strongly worded complaint using paragraph formatting tools ...
It was entirely justified!
I wasn't able to carry my case.
My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.
Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: You’re cut.
Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.
But they have one downside.
What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
The Irony Of It
https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c
Properly formatted tables with column headers make me horny
I guess I'm header-row-sexual
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because there’s more birds on that side.
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There’s more birds on one side.
Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?
because there's more geese on that side
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