I have a litter of Pomeranian puppies specifically nurtured to look like a French loaf, 500$ per pupper

Please don’t ask me to go lower on the price, they are pure bread

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5 years ago I rescued a couple cute bunnies from three pumas. I brought them home, nurtured them to health, and kept them as pets. I wrote a story about it, but am too scared to publish it.

It's two hare-raising in my book. No even lion, odd right?

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Writing an essay about how trauma is “contagious” (AKA about transgenerational trauma) Give me a clever/funny article title!

My professor named one of her essay’s “the missionary position” on a topic about missionary work so…don’t hold back

ps: if u need more details on the article (or ab what trans generational trauma is) lmk bc it’s written already

EDIT: thank you for the ideas- y’all are too funny

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