What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
Son: When geese fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Dad: Probably because there are more geese on that side.
Why don't owls fly in a V formation?
Because if they did they'd be vowels.
Viagra is now available in a teabag format. It doesn't improve your performance...
....but it stops your biscuit from getting soft..
Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.
There just happens to be more birds on that side.
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
When ducks are flying south, they fly in a V formation. But one side is always longer. Do you know why?
There's more ducks on that side.
(As told by my father)
My daughter(7) just caught me off guard with this.
Daughter : Whats Nana's middle name?
Me: the same as mommies, I think
Daughter: her middle name is just i think?
I'm so proud. Sorry if I don't know how to format, I tried.
Knot finished with this format yet
Used a meme format to make a pun
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
3 unwriten rules of life..
Best thing about these meme format is we get to repost jokes we’ve heard our entire lives
Saw this on sarcasm page on Facebook
The Irony Of It
https://preview.redd.it/xaydp6kv31s51.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=28ef512ec7a376b9708bc3e7ca9cc3f702dae84c
Why are silver haired characters so badass?
Bringing back the old formats
Ducks in Formation
Dad and son look skyward to flying V of ducks.
Dad asks: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"
Son: "No, why?"
Dad: "There are more ducks on that side."
New & creative way of using this meme format
This Meme format arouses me
I wasn't able to carry my case.
Saw the craziest rock formation
I got attacked by a group of Killer Whales moving in formation
The whole thing was very well Orca-Strated.
What's your idea for a perfect date?
MM/DD/YYYY. I find other formats confusing.
A piece of rope walks in to a bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: We don’t serve rope here.
Rope:walks outside and thinks
Rope:gets an idea, gets excited & messes up its hair
Rope:walks back in to the bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: Aren’t you that rope I just refused to serve. Rope: Nope, I’m a frayed knot.
Edit: Formatting.
My wife is into geology and rock formations.
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/8FMv6d1
I just typed up a strongly worded complaint using paragraph formatting tools ...
It was entirely justified!
If someone doesn't like the Gru format, is it a Despicable meme?
Coach: Alright team, let’s get in formation.
Me: Sure coach. Information about what?
Coach: You’re cut.
Hey, this is my first reddit post but I need help. I think I accidentally deleted everything on my computer.
.....sorry for formatting.
My English Professor got weirdly angry at the formatting of my essay.
Son: what was the first dad joke in history?
Dad: probably I’mroglyphics
Son: I’mroglyphics?
Dad: Hieroglyphics I’m dad!
Edit: formatting
What's the correct format for r/dadjokes ?
Cliffs are my favorite geographic formation.
But they have one downside.
If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
Properly formatted tables with column headers make me horny
I guess I'm header-row-sexual
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
Do you know why one side is longer when birds are flying in a V formation?
Because there’s more birds on that side.
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
When birds fly in a 'V' formation, why is one side always longer?
Because there's more birds in it.
Have you ever noticed
That when geese fly South for the winter in a V formation one side of the V is always longer than the other. You know why ?
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There are more geese in that line
When birds fly in the V formation, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
There’s more birds on one side.
Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?
because there's more geese on that side
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
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