A list of puns related to "Food To Eat"
No one else ever wants naan.
Because it's super natural
Can anyone recommend a good bog about cranberries?
that's shellfish."
Apparently badgers can't be choosers.
Is a BRRRRRrito
He never reveals his sauces
Shellfish, you could really pull a mussel.
The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.
The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.
Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.
“We played with each other’s peas!” The little one chimes in.
Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.
“We gathered peas, he meant.” Added the middle boy.
“Okay, and what did you have for breakfast?”
“Pea soup.”
“Lunch?”
“Pea soup.”
The boys started sniggering.
“What’s so funny? And what about dinner?”
“Nothing dad. We had pea soup too.”
“Well, that doesn’t seem like much. What did you do all evening?”
Bursting out laughing, they all said:
“Pee soup.”
I guess Heinzsight is 20/20.
She wanted naan of it
Sshhhhh....kabob
It'd be too much carrion'
marsh-mellows.
Does that mean they Hallowean?
I thought I was pretty serious sounding. I said it, "Ingest!"
I still falafel.
Thai Food!
Niece: Cuban food? Are we going to eat cubes?
And when we got there, I swear this happened, there was a pork dish on the menu that was described as fried pork cubes. She ordered it.
I told her it's just a recurrying nightmare.
That would be its utensil strength.
i couldnt pick up some noodles with chopsticks so my dad told me to use a fork. Clearly set himself up for a really bad joke, he proceeds to yell in my face "FORK YOU" then looked around for approval on the joke.
Unbelievable
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