What font do they use for the letter noodles in Alphabet Soup?
Times New Ramen
Whatโs a radical leftistโs favorite style of font?
Sans Sheriff!
I won't date just any font;
It has to be my type.
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
Now that is bold.
(I know my font is annoying plz get over it)
A font designer walks into a restaurant with her favorite font...
The maรฎtre dโ says โGet out! We donโt serve your type in here!โ
I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...
I'm thinking Aerial
What is the little mermaidโs favorite font?
Arial
Why is Font Town so crime ridden?
because it's sans sheriff
A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends werenโt very supportive. They kept telling him to โGet with the times...
New Roman.โ
What do you call a machine that can read books and make reviews about them, but sadly can only detect red font?
An InkRedible machine
I read the word "daring" in a thick font.
I thought, "That's bold."
I want to talk to you guys about how I would really like to identify as a type of writing font
If I may be so bold.
Four fonts walk into a bar...
The barman says "Oi! We don't want your type in here!"
If you think that Comic Sans is not the best font ever
then you're just talking nonsans.
A lawless Old West town where everyone writes in Arial font?
It's Sans-Sheriff
The best named font. dafont.com/i-shot-the-serโฆ
I watched a standup comedian last night doing a terrible unfunny bit about fonts.
He was a Comic sans the humor.
I just watched a stand-up comedian doing a long unfunny bit about fonts. reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comโฆ
This entire article about fonts & document forgery arstechnica.com/tech-poliโฆ
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
"That's a small font."
What did the font Comic Sans think about suddenly having competition?
Well, it was a new Sans.
What advice did the font have for his son?
Be bold.
So 4 fonts walk into a bar
And the barkeep yells "get out, we don't want your type here"
I figured out what font my local police department uses!
Sans Sheriff
Creating this pun was an osteoblast
Why does the deputy write his reports in arial font when he's alone?
Because he's sans-sheriff.
Whatโs an airline pilots favourite flavour of crisps?
Plane
In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.
We all knew that at some point, weโd have to discuss the LA font in the room.
Whatโs a cowboyโs favourite font?
sans sheriff.
What do you call an computer program that can read books, and then make reviews about them, but sadly can only read text that has a red font?
An InkRedible machine.
What is a criminals favorite font?
Sans Sheriff
What is an outlaw's favorite font family?
Sans sheriff
