I have great reflexes.
That was a pain in the butt.
Sorry but I dont wanna get stuck in the middle of all this.
It’s a Re-flex.
Good shape, low milage. Only driven from time to time.
Mercedes-Bends.
I said ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’
A google-flex.
Flex shoes; they make him go Phil Swift!
SandyEggo
They found out I was a registered flex offender.
Weird flex but okay
The other day my wife went out to the store and bought something. When I got home she immediately started bragging about it to impress me.
Wife: Honey come to the kitchen
Me: ok, what for
Wife: I got something pretty cool (Goes into the kitchen) Me:So what am I looking at
Wife: I got a glass container collection, and its brand name too Plexiglass, isn’t it awesome?
Me: so you wanted to show that off to me?
Me: Weird plex but okay
Art Art Art Art!!!
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
A tyrannosaurus-flex
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.
I’m a frayed knot
Hebrews it. Ha!
Weird flex, but OK.
He's called Flex Seal.
I told him: “No thanks I already Reddit”
Oof.
You're fired!
Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.
They flex their mussels.
A T-flex
A Tyrannosaurus-Flex.
::Lifts up arms and flexes muscles::
Because these puppies are sick.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
