A list of puns related to "Flex"
Mercedes-Bends.
Flex shoes; they make him go Phil Swift!
The other day my wife went out to the store and bought something. When I got home she immediately started bragging about it to impress me.
Wife: Honey come to the kitchen
Me: ok, what for
Wife: I got something pretty cool (Goes into the kitchen) Me:So what am I looking at
Wife: I got a glass container collection, and its brand name too Plexiglass, isnβt it awesome?
Me: so you wanted to show that off to me?
Me: Weird plex but okay
A tyrannosaurus-flex
Art Art Art Art!!!
Iβm a frayed knot
Tomorrow Iβm returning this piece of junk to Ikea.
That was a pain in the butt.
Buying one would be a Google flex
You can tuna piano but you canβt piano a tuna.
Weird flex, but OK.
He's called Flex Seal.
Hebrews it. Ha!
They flex their mussels.
You're fired!
Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.
I told him: βNo thanks I already Redditβ
Oof.
::Lifts up arms and flexes muscles::
Because these puppies are sick.
A T-flex
A Tyrannosaurus-Flex.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
He told me to hang upside down from a tree branch and curl my arms behind my back.
I said βweird flex but OKβ
I was 14 or something I just got off of school so I'm sitting on the couch as per usual and my dad walks in looking stressed the fuck out. "Hey, I think I gotta go to the vet..." I start slightly panicking but I'm curious so I ask, "why?" He proceeds to give me direct eye contact, flex his muscles and say, "CAUSE THESE PUPPIES ARE SICK!!!" then walks out of the room, proud as can fucking be.
He was a tyrannosaurus flex
He calls it Flex Seal Navidad
Bi-flex-ual
Because these pythons are sick!!
*Flexes arms
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
He flexes his mussels.
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